It seems a lot of people around here are getting all lovey-dovey. Normally I'd complain, but I have a confession to make - I like this one girl and I think (gasp) she may even like me back. She's the total hardcorest of the hardcore. Unfortunately, she's far far away from me. But if I'm lucky and perhaps make a deal w/ Satan, I could get to fly out and see her. Have I said all this before? I don't remember. She's finally going to see what my ugly mug looks like in picture form here pretty soon (I know, I KNOW, she likes me and she hasn't even seen me - how hardcore is that?). So hopefully she isn't repulsed by the site of me. She said yesterday that she'd live in a glass box and I could keep her in my closet, so I really don't want to lose out on that.
To review: I like this girl, she's bee-yoo-ti-full and all smart-like and funny and HARDCORE.
The End
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To review: I like this girl, she's bee-yoo-ti-full and all smart-like and funny and HARDCORE.
The End
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VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
wated:
I had to stop listening to Tool... 

freakpirate:
Man, if she's as hardcore as you say and she likes you...GO FOR IT. C'mon now! Move!! I'm sure you're probably tiring of humping my ugly man-ass by now. GO!!!