Jeezus! Why do girls lie?! What is that.
had a date last night. Pretty excited about it. She is cute as hell. But aparently what I didnt know is that she has half French, half asian, half black and very Irish. Also her parents started the first baptist church of something. Has a right had drive car that got imported from England but it got stole by some guy on crack while she was in it or else she would show me. Has had 36 piercings in her face but it was only while she was working for a few years at tattoo shop, where she was pretty well known for her work. But im wasnt sure if that was before or after she finished school for criminology while working as an RN. But now she works at a theme park making 7.50/hr with no car and sharing a 1 bedroom apt with 3 other girls. By the way she just turned 21. I was told she was 24 the first time we met.
i just cant do it. I dont care how cute she was, it was all ruined. wow... Walked her to the door and went to give her a hug when i was pushed up against the door and she started moaning and raked her nails down my side. I rent cheesy porn like that, im not in it. wtf why? I just dont get it.
this was enough to discourage me for a while. Horay for masterbation!
wow
What was your weirdest white lie and why did you tell it?
had a date last night. Pretty excited about it. She is cute as hell. But aparently what I didnt know is that she has half French, half asian, half black and very Irish. Also her parents started the first baptist church of something. Has a right had drive car that got imported from England but it got stole by some guy on crack while she was in it or else she would show me. Has had 36 piercings in her face but it was only while she was working for a few years at tattoo shop, where she was pretty well known for her work. But im wasnt sure if that was before or after she finished school for criminology while working as an RN. But now she works at a theme park making 7.50/hr with no car and sharing a 1 bedroom apt with 3 other girls. By the way she just turned 21. I was told she was 24 the first time we met.
i just cant do it. I dont care how cute she was, it was all ruined. wow... Walked her to the door and went to give her a hug when i was pushed up against the door and she started moaning and raked her nails down my side. I rent cheesy porn like that, im not in it. wtf why? I just dont get it.
this was enough to discourage me for a while. Horay for masterbation!
wow
What was your weirdest white lie and why did you tell it?
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...still sucks to have all that stuff come out on a date... hope the next one goes better