Fucking bastard scumbag stuff. Just chipped a tooth whilst nibbling on a pen. Why couldn't it of happened whilst opening a beer or rock climbing? Why must my injuries always involve the most banal of circumstances! Aaarrghhhh!
Ah bollocks to it.
Ooh, note to the diary of openess that is this page, I am single again so any of you want a free ride e-mail...
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Ah bollocks to it.
Ooh, note to the diary of openess that is this page, I am single again so any of you want a free ride e-mail...
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I have got a fuck load of crap to do at the moment and therefore am not able to spend as much time on this site as I would like. I've decided to break my life down into bullet points to make it easier to remember (great tip BBC Bitesize):-
-The girlfriend and I are going through a slow breakup at the moment. We both...
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-The girlfriend and I are going through a slow breakup at the moment. We both...
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The new picture is me with an old friend. I think I may have been a bit tipsy. 
msstabby:
How's the run training going? I went and signed up for a half marathon for June 25, so I gotta get my butt out the door! Running in the cold sucks.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery...
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[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery...
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msstabby:
How's the run coming?
I have a half on June 25. My training plan started yesterday, but it's too cold out and I am a cold-weather wuss.
How's the run coming?
I have a half on June 25. My training plan started yesterday, but it's too cold out and I am a cold-weather wuss.
Things to decide:-
Where shall I holiday this year?
India
Vietnam
Maldives
France
Obviously listed in order of expense!
On a weird note, heard lots of screaming in the car park next to my flat last night. It seemed to be a Fight Club like party. As it was at three o'clock last night, I've been slightly tetchy all morning..
Where shall I holiday this year?
India
Vietnam
Maldives
France
Obviously listed in order of expense!
On a weird note, heard lots of screaming in the car park next to my flat last night. It seemed to be a Fight Club like party. As it was at three o'clock last night, I've been slightly tetchy all morning..
Well, it looks as if all those years of partying have finally caught up with me. My heart is fucked and beating at an average of a hundred beats a minute. According to the child in the Doctor's coat (he looked about ten!) my lifestyle may be affecting my health. Well duh. So maybe I should calm down a bit, get a hobby that doesn't...
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ronin_026:
Trust is a difficult thing to gain back. The same thing happened to me. I couldn't get past it and the distance just killed us after a year. We just figured it was best to try and stay friends and look for a true-er love.
sierracore:
oh my we are of the same class, but te heart is important so try to slow down
Procrastination and why I'm its King.
Fuck me I'm lazy. If its not something I particularly care about you can just about guarentee that its a mess. Whether its bills, washing, dishes, food shopping or vacuuming. I have so much crap to sort out, I've taken friday off work. Sadly, I know for a fact that all I'll accomplish is twenty cigarettes and several coffees....
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Fuck me I'm lazy. If its not something I particularly care about you can just about guarentee that its a mess. Whether its bills, washing, dishes, food shopping or vacuuming. I have so much crap to sort out, I've taken friday off work. Sadly, I know for a fact that all I'll accomplish is twenty cigarettes and several coffees....
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msstabby:
do you still need a half-mary training plan?
msstabby:
when is your race; how many weeks out?
There are tons of training plans out there. I've found that a lot of the one that tout themselves as for beginners are actually not, like you're supposed to do 6 miles in your first long run of your first week! they're kinda wacky.
I have one that I used last year and it worked great. I have only one prior year running experience, but 20 years cycling, so I was really afraid of injury. But, I did great, and you will too.
I can attach the training plain in an email if you want, just give me your address. The good thing about the plan is that it is 17 weeks, and if your race is further out than that you can make the plan longer, and do some easier/don't increase mileage too fast training.
There are tons of training plans out there. I've found that a lot of the one that tout themselves as for beginners are actually not, like you're supposed to do 6 miles in your first long run of your first week! they're kinda wacky.
I have one that I used last year and it worked great. I have only one prior year running experience, but 20 years cycling, so I was really afraid of injury. But, I did great, and you will too.
I can attach the training plain in an email if you want, just give me your address. The good thing about the plan is that it is 17 weeks, and if your race is further out than that you can make the plan longer, and do some easier/don't increase mileage too fast training.
Isn't this website strange. I was initially lured by the pretty ladies and the chance to see bottoms. What can I say, I'm a bloke. I wouldn't say I'm deeply perverted nor would I profess to wanting to catch a suicide girl. I'm quite happy in my own relationship and my lady is satisfied that my affair with this website is nominal. What I can't...
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The list of no-no's -
no take outs
no cigarettes or cigars
no magical cigarettes
no rolling tobacco
no beer
no wine
no magical cupcakes
no procrastination
no take outs
no cigarettes or cigars
no magical cigarettes
no rolling tobacco
no beer
no wine
no magical cupcakes
no procrastination
Fuck me, I am so tired at the moment. Literally zilcho energy.
On the upside, work should calm down a bit over the next few weeks so I'll have a chance to recover both physically and financially!
On the upside, work should calm down a bit over the next few weeks so I'll have a chance to recover both physically and financially!