thewav

I fucking love London. I've got myself my own little space, and I'm eight minutes walk from Camden Market. Things are pretty damn sorted at the moment. The only issue is that all the money I saved has already been spent on booze and partying. So I am now skint. Nevertheless, there are so many cheap or free things to do here that I still...
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The ex girlfriend is back in town to ruin my life. I'm currently not allowed to drink in my favourite bar cause she's got a job there. how rubbish.

So on to a new bar I found myself searching; passing the witless and the subdued down alleyways and across tundras. The scout ahead eyed something in the distance and off we marched into uncertainty. This...
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I've been trying to catch big butch bumblebees all day. Strange as it seems, those big ass bugs are rather nimble. Before some bug lover messages me threats, I'm trying to get some close up photos of them.

So my agility lacked and I had to retire to the comfort of an armchair clutching an empty jar and the shame that I was outwitted by...
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Lymph glands suck. I am a bit ill at the moment, but intend to be fully healed by July. It's a busy month and I've no time to spare! I used to love sick days when I was at school; days blissfully spent watching the normally unseen daytime tv drinking cocoa whilst wrapped ever so tightly in a patterned cotton blanket. Nostalgia for childhood days...
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I have always wanted to have the ringed scars of a shark-bite on my torso. I just think it would look cool. Getting them would suck but I imagine it would be a great talking point at the beach.

I don't understand why I'm so busy at the moment. I broke up with my all consuming ex-girlfriend eight weeks ago but somehow I've ended up...
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So where have I been? I would love to say something interesting but the fact of the matter is that I've been doing nothing fantastic. Work sucks like giant puckered lips at the moment and a lack of a sex life is seriously damaging my morale. Who would've thought that the ole 'in out' routine was such a vital part of sanity.

Anyhoo, I'm still...
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The beast is feeling a little iffy today.

Gotta stay away from booze. Christ I feel like death. Even the booty on here isn't cheering me up.

I fucking love red wine, even the cheap shite that I afford. Been mostly watching Black Books and dreaming of operation overlord. See, I got the history bug bad at the moment.
Am too busy living to be cool and dance. Applied for a shitty job today just cause it was based in North London. I don't want the job but i do want the...
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uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.........


not good. not good.

work sucks when ya can't even stomach a coffee.

quaffed to mucho ale methinks