The ex girlfriend is back in town to ruin my life. I'm currently not allowed to drink in my favourite bar cause she's got a job there. how rubbish.
So on to a new bar I found myself searching; passing the witless and the subdued down alleyways and across tundras. The scout ahead eyed something in the distance and off we marched into uncertainty. This new place got a jukebox and juice; what else, praytell, does a grown man need?
'I can't really dance but baby would ya dance with me' - The Hollaways
Got a Stag do/Batchelor party next weekend. Probably will be full of pranks, women and booze. Is it wrong to find myself totally apposed to this idea? Y'know the deal, get a bunch of drunk blokes together and see what havoc can be amassed. Not sure myself. I need a cigarette and some juice.
This is how haggered I look:
So on to a new bar I found myself searching; passing the witless and the subdued down alleyways and across tundras. The scout ahead eyed something in the distance and off we marched into uncertainty. This new place got a jukebox and juice; what else, praytell, does a grown man need?
'I can't really dance but baby would ya dance with me' - The Hollaways
Got a Stag do/Batchelor party next weekend. Probably will be full of pranks, women and booze. Is it wrong to find myself totally apposed to this idea? Y'know the deal, get a bunch of drunk blokes together and see what havoc can be amassed. Not sure myself. I need a cigarette and some juice.
This is how haggered I look:
trestria:
That first sentence is hilarious man. Take it easy.