Today I spent $35 on 50 pieces of Nicorette. This time I better goddamn quit because I can't afford this shit anymore.
Incidentally, the gum tastes terrible. I'd rather suck on a piece of cat shit shaped like a pretzel...but then again, I'd rather be smoking a stoge.
Incidentally, the gum tastes terrible. I'd rather suck on a piece of cat shit shaped like a pretzel...but then again, I'd rather be smoking a stoge.
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)