thevagrant

i should be doing the following:

- study for my stupidass eastern religions midterm tomorrow

- write my stupidass 5-page film paper due tuesday.

- clean my dirtyass room.

- get some action.



i definitely am counting the hours of my last day of spring break. and this week i have 4 tests and 2 papers. this is some bullshit right here.

i should be doing the following:

- study for my stupidass eastern religions midterm tomorrow

- write my stupidass 5-page film paper due tuesday.

- clean my dirtyass room.

- get some action.



i definitely am counting the hours of my last day of spring break. and this week i have 4 tests and 2 papers. this is some bullshit right here.

other than...
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ripped this off of someone's myspace. thought it funny.



This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:

1. No...
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god im tired right now.

and i have to go to kung fu.

and then party.




ugh.

its fun being hyper-aware.

i am suddenly very drowsy.

we went to nyc on friday. just for a day. took the chinatown bus, slept in historic harlem, and partied in williamsburg and the financial district (i know, i know).

today i did a study session. sort of. it had barely started than i suggested that we go get dim sum. i was hungry. the japanese girl insisted that we...
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its funny the way that things work -- people offer me things, wonderful things. but they are things that i cannot take advantage of right now. a position in the republic of georgia over the summer, and longer if i like. a roommate in tokyo. a job here that sounds like fun. muay thai classes.

bollocks.

its that type of thing where once i am...
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im on top of everything except the messes in my room and my car. god its gross.


i need another purge.



you should see this new one... top notch. what is more fun than this game you play at the start?

i have wanted to write limericks lately. its a strange late-night urge. as a consequence, i have learned something about myself: i am no...
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hunter s thompson died a couple of hours ago. actually, considering the time zone difference it could have been an hour ago. he shot himself.

itll be all over the news tomorrow i bet.


like mad.

ya, i got away with it. score one for me.