I'm not having much luck with soup lately. Yesterday I spilled clam chowder all over my keyboard and computer desk, and today during lunch at work, I spilled chicken & dumplings on my black dress shirt. I think the universe is trying to tell me something. 
_kittie_:
I am just cranky in general, I hate these noisy teenagers, I want to shout at them to get off my lawn!!!!!!!!
obsidian_:
it's not the universe it's just soup in general. It hates you!