Ah, loud car stereos... the urban mating call of the young adult male... how I loathe you. I seriously need to consider moving to an area that's less... ghetto.
Speaking of cars, earlier tonight some fucking nimrod jackass backs his car into my driveway, running over the front yard garden in the process, then gets out, stomps on the garden again for good measure, and screams hellos at some equally assholic jackass across the street. Motherfucker. By the time I got out there to assess the damage, he was already halfway down the block. Calling the police was a futile effort since there's some kind of sporting event at the university tonight, and they're knee-deep in traffic problems already. I went back in to grab some paper to at least get Captain Douchebag's license plate number down, but by the time I got back out there, the car was already gone. The garden is pretty much fucked, but it's not going to matter much longer anyway. The nerve of some people, though.
Did I mention I need to move? Buncha savages in this town.
Speaking of cars, earlier tonight some fucking nimrod jackass backs his car into my driveway, running over the front yard garden in the process, then gets out, stomps on the garden again for good measure, and screams hellos at some equally assholic jackass across the street. Motherfucker. By the time I got out there to assess the damage, he was already halfway down the block. Calling the police was a futile effort since there's some kind of sporting event at the university tonight, and they're knee-deep in traffic problems already. I went back in to grab some paper to at least get Captain Douchebag's license plate number down, but by the time I got back out there, the car was already gone. The garden is pretty much fucked, but it's not going to matter much longer anyway. The nerve of some people, though.
Did I mention I need to move? Buncha savages in this town.
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1. I know how that goes! When my friends and I aren't engaging in drunken debauchery, we debate philosophy and politics. We're just that geeky
2. Ugh I hate mornings. I try not to get up any earlier than 11am.
3. Cooler weather is way better, because then you can bundle up, sit by a fireplace and drink hot chocolate.
4. What song is that? I don't think I've heard it.
5. Hell yes. Cats have weirder personalities.
6. Ha! I speak Spanglish...
7. Were you locked in the closet as a child?
8. I will watch that now!
Sorry about your garden, that would piss me off too!