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Monday Feb 06, 2006

Feb 6, 2006
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well. this is just craptacular.

My neice just found my freakin' sg page:

17 yr-old neice: you're a strange one y'know
me: what warrents this provocation again?
17 yr-old neice: a number of things.
17 yr-old neice: i was looking through random things and i came to the conclusion that yes...you're a strange one *nods*
me: what are these random things?
17 yr-old neice: well
17 yr-old neice: i was looking at myspace which led to last.fm which led to this strange suicidegirl site...
me: ...
me: how did last.fm lead to suicidegirls?
17 yr-old neice: i was wondering something
me: how in the hell did last.fm lead to sg?
17 yr-old neice: biggrin
me: seriously, how in the hell
17 yr-old neice: you can figure that one out *nods*
me: uhmmm. no, I can't, there's no link to sg from last.fm
me: let me know so other people can't find it
17 yr-old neice: i was just wondering if you came up with the message you sent me
17 yr-old neice: and y'know since i've been trained to look up online plagiarism i googled it and it came up with that o_o;
me: O_o; is damn right
17 yr-old neice: *shrugs*
17 yr-old neice: so now..in the end...you're a strange one..
17 yr-old neice: o.o well i don't think anyone'll find it..
me: yeah, I hope not. So now you have blackmailable dirt on me. what will it take to keep you quiet.
17 yr-old neice: ...cashew nuts?
17 yr-old neice: and a cookie..
me: you got it.
17 yr-old neice: a big cookie
17 yr-old neice: like the size of saturn
17 yr-old neice: and it should be like a smiley face cookie
17 yr-old neice: i like smiley faces
17 yr-old neice: yeap
17 yr-old neice: imma.....leave you to your creepy self now..



so.. things be a-changing, nothing bad was up in the 1st place, I mean this place isn't as trashy as that burning angels site. The main thing my brother would freak at is the profile pic, and that was creeping me out anyway.

Yeah, so to you, neice, I must vehemently say to you that this site isn't that perverted. Hey, look at my username. I'm not even naked anywhere on this site. That profile pic doesn't count 'cause I wasn't even naked in that. And more often then not, I come on to check out the groups and the boards and get peoples advice and opinion on things and whatnot (even if most of that whatnot happens to be time-killing internet memeage). It's a community, sg is. Come for the girls, stay for the people kind of thing.

And.. crap. ick. if I found my uncle on a pr0n site.. ew. ick. I feel icky.

*huddles in a corner and whimpers*

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trilobitten:
all my uncles are in their sixties. and christian. i'm really hoping that means i'll never encounter any of them on a porn site.

there is at least one good thing about her recognizing you. wouldn't it have been 10 times creepier of you met a family member on a porn site and didn't discover you were related until after flirting shamelessly and exchanging naked pictures? c'mon. that would have been way worse, admit it.

oh, and i meant to tell you. i really enjoyed that comment you made in my journal. thanks. i shall try very hard to wreak total and regretless havoc. and as for the c-word. glad i could shine new light upon it.

ooo aaa

[Edited on Feb 08, 2006 3:26AM]
Feb 7, 2006
_risforrad:
New profile pic AGAIN? When it rains it pours... bunnies it apears....
Feb 10, 2006

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