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theslannydone

Port Colborne

Member Since 2010

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Favorite Chuck Norris jokes.....

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night!

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maybe to you and me....but I'm sure Chuck Norris knows what it is

Feb 11, 2011

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Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Feb 11, 2011

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Wednesday Mar 30, 2011
One of my favorite passtimes is quickly becoming hating people
03.24.11
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Friday Mar 25, 2011
"Don't make me turn this rape into a murder".... ~Cain~
03.18.11
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Friday Mar 18, 2011
Sure wish Aids Tree's really existed, so that way when I told someone…
03.02.11
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Wednesday Mar 02, 2011
"There's no I in team, but there is a U in cunt, so quite being littl…
03.02.11
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Wednesday Mar 02, 2011
Anyone ever heard that song Hush from that band Tool?.... Um, yeah...
03.01.11
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2011
God I love Charlie Sheen....
03.01.11
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2011
I wear a necklace now 'cause I like to know when I'm upside down
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2011
How did Maynard so eloquently put it?....oh, yes "I can't say what I…
02.28.11
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2011
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing a…
02.24.11
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Friday Feb 25, 2011
Sooooo....I made a girl squirt last night.....or should I say GUSH! …

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