Sure wish Aids Tree's really existed, so that way when I told someone to go ride their bike into an aids tree there might be the possibility of it actually happening 
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"There's no I in team, but there is a U in cunt, so quite being little cunts!"
-Kenny Powers-
-Kenny Powers-
lyxzen:
Ha, I dig it!
toxic:
That's an awesome quote!
Anyone ever heard that song Hush from that band Tool?.... Um, yeah...
God I love Charlie Sheen....
rayde:
Yea isnt that lotion ridiculous. See i thhought it was made in like thailand where they might not get the reference. But no. Its made here in canada. Wtf?
I wear a necklace now 'cause I like to know when I'm upside down
saint:
Tis a helpful thing to know!
How did Maynard so eloquently put it?....oh, yes
"I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious, I can't say what I want to, even if I'm just kidding"
.....I believe you know how the rest goes
"I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious, I can't say what I want to, even if I'm just kidding"
.....I believe you know how the rest goes
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
kas:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Sooooo....I made a girl squirt last night.....or should I say GUSH!
Did it while standing up with my hand down her pants....needless to say she had to take her panties home in a plastic bag as they were soaked....along with my living room floor......first time for both of us
Did it while standing up with my hand down her pants....needless to say she had to take her panties home in a plastic bag as they were soaked....along with my living room floor
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theslannydone:
Ha!...we actually did high five afterwards
brightredscream:
I have never done that...I am pretty sure that I can't LOL
Props to you though
Props to you though
My weekend starts NOW!
Hmmm, what to do....oh wait, I remember!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
And then?....
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
Hmmm, what to do....oh wait, I remember!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
And then?....
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
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kas:
sounds like an excellent plan!
brightredscream:
Hahah I THINK I've got it now
I know it's not Sunday, but fuck it, I'm watching cartoons this morning anyway
*Meep Meep*
*Meep Meep*
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kas:
haha no kidding the planet is just waiting for us to wipe ourselves out human the new fossil fuel (i a billion years)
human the new fossil fuel (i a billion years)
kas:
LOL welcome 
Redneck joke of the day:
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like eating out your cousin....it tastes the same, but it's just fucking wrong!
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like eating out your cousin....it tastes the same, but it's just fucking wrong!
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archie:
Hahah, cool, thanks! Who told you to tell me that? haha!
loretta:
Thanks.
Thanks. Me be vegetable ;(
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prettynpunk:
Yes the fan art.
brightredscream:
Hahaah yay cleavage!
Just kidding!
(YAY to fan art, though!)