The Prodigal Son has return'd. Quake!
And now Bunnies and Muffins:
The thematic similarities between Bunnies and Muffins cannot be denied. Indeed they are powerful similarities, powerful enough to rasie Atlantis from whichever ocean it sank into. Firstly, both are breakfast foods. Secondly, both are made primarily of bran, and sometimes blueberries. Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly, they are both mammals of the order Lagomorpha and the Laporidae family.
But that is where the similarities end, and perhaps the danger begins. Where as the Muffin can be digested with limited preparage (simply pull off the tree), the Bunny must first be skinned, gutted and cooked. Where the Bunny makes a good basis for Water Ice frozen treats, using bubble gum peices for the eyes, the Muffin edition of said treat is not at all appealing and in fact features NO bubble gum peices at all.
Most importantly, the main difference between Muffins and Bunnies, is that Muffins are currently being occupied by US Armed Forces, and are being harvested for the precious crude oil that lies beneath their surfaces, while Bunnies are simply run by crazy film-nuts with the bomb, and since posses no oil, are therefore not worth our concern.
Thus concludes the progamming for this evening.
And now Bunnies and Muffins:
The thematic similarities between Bunnies and Muffins cannot be denied. Indeed they are powerful similarities, powerful enough to rasie Atlantis from whichever ocean it sank into. Firstly, both are breakfast foods. Secondly, both are made primarily of bran, and sometimes blueberries. Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly, they are both mammals of the order Lagomorpha and the Laporidae family.
But that is where the similarities end, and perhaps the danger begins. Where as the Muffin can be digested with limited preparage (simply pull off the tree), the Bunny must first be skinned, gutted and cooked. Where the Bunny makes a good basis for Water Ice frozen treats, using bubble gum peices for the eyes, the Muffin edition of said treat is not at all appealing and in fact features NO bubble gum peices at all.
Most importantly, the main difference between Muffins and Bunnies, is that Muffins are currently being occupied by US Armed Forces, and are being harvested for the precious crude oil that lies beneath their surfaces, while Bunnies are simply run by crazy film-nuts with the bomb, and since posses no oil, are therefore not worth our concern.
Thus concludes the progamming for this evening.
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Socrates & Meno (The Platonic Dialogues, circa 350 b.c.)
Ty Webb & Judge Smails (Caddyshack, circa 1980 a.d.)
Socrates:
Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one
tongue - to that end we should hear and see more then
we speak.
Judge Smails:
Its easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And youve got the market beat
But the man whos worth while
Is the man who cam smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat
Kenny Loggins:
dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip
Boom, boom, boom, boom
[Edited on Sep 22, 2003]
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