Your Lord and Savior is furious with Holy Rage!
I am sick and tired of explaining Womanly duties to the painted whores of this site!
Your job is to be BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, in the KITCHEN, and permenantly MOIST in case I get antsy. That is all! Note His Holiness did not mention WORKING A CAREER or TALKING or BEING NOT-PREGNANT in that list?
"Why should I do this?" you ask?
Well, after I have paddled you for BLASPHEMY, I shall educate you.
You should, nay, MUST do this, because Almighty God says so.
I should have expected a collection of Jezebels would have trouble accepting the idea that they exist only to amuse and sexually satisfy men. But your personality disorders do not excuse your behavior! A look at the following simple FACTS shall open your eyes, as they cannot be denied:
1. Women have no penises. The famed Dr. Freud discovered this absence in the late 1800's.
Really, what else do you need? Without the MAGNIFICENT POWER-PHALLUS, how can you still believe you have RIGHTS? Why would you even need them? We treat you women so fairly. We allow you to work, engage in homosexual phases, and even ride our buses. All we ask for in return is sexual slavery and cooked meals when we arrive home with no back-talk.
I am sick and tired of explaining Womanly duties to the painted whores of this site!
Your job is to be BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, in the KITCHEN, and permenantly MOIST in case I get antsy. That is all! Note His Holiness did not mention WORKING A CAREER or TALKING or BEING NOT-PREGNANT in that list?
"Why should I do this?" you ask?
Well, after I have paddled you for BLASPHEMY, I shall educate you.
You should, nay, MUST do this, because Almighty God says so.
I should have expected a collection of Jezebels would have trouble accepting the idea that they exist only to amuse and sexually satisfy men. But your personality disorders do not excuse your behavior! A look at the following simple FACTS shall open your eyes, as they cannot be denied:
1. Women have no penises. The famed Dr. Freud discovered this absence in the late 1800's.
Really, what else do you need? Without the MAGNIFICENT POWER-PHALLUS, how can you still believe you have RIGHTS? Why would you even need them? We treat you women so fairly. We allow you to work, engage in homosexual phases, and even ride our buses. All we ask for in return is sexual slavery and cooked meals when we arrive home with no back-talk.
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Push the button Frank, is Chicago, is not Chicago, and death to the patriarchy!!!
PS. I've applied to start an MST3K group here, so stay tuned, won't you?
I mean, with a name like not-a-finger, how can you NOT like her?
But I like you better. Shhh, don't tell her.