Yes, it is true. My journal is now ACTIVE. Cower! Cower in fear and awe at the horrifying magnificance that is my journal! Kneel! Kneel before the fabled Journal of the Shrike! KNEEL!
You! You in the shirt! You're not kneeling HARD enough!
Let us not mince words. I am your ruler, and you are my subjects. I shall be cruel, but just. I shall GRACE you with my thoughts, and you will be grateful. Grateful and LOVING. If I happen to say "Oh dear me, I feel not quite so RADIANT WITH MIGHT, or SHINY WITH PORTENTIOUS MYSTICISM today," you shall respond with "Oh my Lord, but you are so beautiful and we are but your weak tiny children, spank us o Lord, so that we may know DIVINITY, if only for a brief while!" And I shall say "You are correct my creations, HOLY SPANKINGS ALL AROUND!" And yea, the cyberhalls shall ring with the sound of flesh upon flesh, coupled with the thankful cries of the unwashed.
Amen.
You! You in the shirt! You're not kneeling HARD enough!
Let us not mince words. I am your ruler, and you are my subjects. I shall be cruel, but just. I shall GRACE you with my thoughts, and you will be grateful. Grateful and LOVING. If I happen to say "Oh dear me, I feel not quite so RADIANT WITH MIGHT, or SHINY WITH PORTENTIOUS MYSTICISM today," you shall respond with "Oh my Lord, but you are so beautiful and we are but your weak tiny children, spank us o Lord, so that we may know DIVINITY, if only for a brief while!" And I shall say "You are correct my creations, HOLY SPANKINGS ALL AROUND!" And yea, the cyberhalls shall ring with the sound of flesh upon flesh, coupled with the thankful cries of the unwashed.
Amen.
shrikedyke:
yaaaay!
morgan:
That just made me fall in love with you. Best journal entry ever.