The Post-It Note - Friend or Foe?
It's an accepted fact in today's society that everyone loves Post-It notes. What's not to love, really? They're safe, reliable, and most of all useful. There's hardly a home or office in this country that hasn't at one time been graced with the sacchrine, day-glo presence of the Post-It. Yes, Post-It Notes are truly a modern marvel.
Or...
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It's an accepted fact in today's society that everyone loves Post-It notes. What's not to love, really? They're safe, reliable, and most of all useful. There's hardly a home or office in this country that hasn't at one time been graced with the sacchrine, day-glo presence of the Post-It. Yes, Post-It Notes are truly a modern marvel.
Or...
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The Prodigal Son has return'd. Quake!
And now Bunnies and Muffins:
The thematic similarities between Bunnies and Muffins cannot be denied. Indeed they are powerful similarities, powerful enough to rasie Atlantis from whichever ocean it sank into. Firstly, both are breakfast foods. Secondly, both are made primarily of bran, and sometimes blueberries. Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly, they are both mammals of the order Lagomorpha...
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And now Bunnies and Muffins:
The thematic similarities between Bunnies and Muffins cannot be denied. Indeed they are powerful similarities, powerful enough to rasie Atlantis from whichever ocean it sank into. Firstly, both are breakfast foods. Secondly, both are made primarily of bran, and sometimes blueberries. Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly, they are both mammals of the order Lagomorpha...
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kirilov:
This wise insight leads me to believe you may appreciate this; the similarities between these two dynamic duos:
Socrates & Meno (The Platonic Dialogues, circa 350 b.c.)
Ty Webb & Judge Smails (Caddyshack, circa 1980 a.d.)
Socrates:
Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one
tongue - to that end we should hear and see more then
we speak.
Judge Smails:
Its easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And youve got the market beat
But the man whos worth while
Is the man who cam smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat
Kenny Loggins:
dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip
Boom, boom, boom, boom
[Edited on Sep 22, 2003]
Socrates & Meno (The Platonic Dialogues, circa 350 b.c.)
Ty Webb & Judge Smails (Caddyshack, circa 1980 a.d.)
Socrates:
Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one
tongue - to that end we should hear and see more then
we speak.
Judge Smails:
Its easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And youve got the market beat
But the man whos worth while
Is the man who cam smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat
Kenny Loggins:
dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip
Boom, boom, boom, boom
[Edited on Sep 22, 2003]
mrsmead:
Random Chicken!!!!!
Random Chicken!!!!!
Your Lord and Savior is furious with Holy Rage!
I am sick and tired of explaining Womanly duties to the painted whores of this site!
Your job is to be BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, in the KITCHEN, and permenantly MOIST in case I get antsy. That is all! Note His Holiness did not mention WORKING A CAREER or TALKING or BEING NOT-PREGNANT in that list?
"Why should...
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I am sick and tired of explaining Womanly duties to the painted whores of this site!
Your job is to be BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, in the KITCHEN, and permenantly MOIST in case I get antsy. That is all! Note His Holiness did not mention WORKING A CAREER or TALKING or BEING NOT-PREGNANT in that list?
"Why should...
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radiobastet:
Word, dude. I'm putting you on my Friends list RIGHT NOW!!!! 
Push the button Frank, is Chicago, is not Chicago, and death to the patriarchy!!!
PS. I've applied to start an MST3K group here, so stay tuned, won't you?
Push the button Frank, is Chicago, is not Chicago, and death to the patriarchy!!!
PS. I've applied to start an MST3K group here, so stay tuned, won't you?
morgan:
you remind me of my favourite journal-writing person, not a finger. look up her name on google and you will find her. I think you will like her.
I mean, with a name like not-a-finger, how can you NOT like her?
But I like you better. Shhh, don't tell her.
I mean, with a name like not-a-finger, how can you NOT like her?
But I like you better. Shhh, don't tell her.
Hello, Children.
Yes, yes, thank you, thank you. Your worship of Me has assured your places in Heaven.
Something has been brought to My Attention, something that saddens Your Master. That something is the plight of the Mexican Jumping Bean.
I have learned, that which makes this "bean" bound about with reckless abandon, is not that the "bean" is imbued with Gaiety Majiks; rather, it...
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Yes, yes, thank you, thank you. Your worship of Me has assured your places in Heaven.
Something has been brought to My Attention, something that saddens Your Master. That something is the plight of the Mexican Jumping Bean.
I have learned, that which makes this "bean" bound about with reckless abandon, is not that the "bean" is imbued with Gaiety Majiks; rather, it...
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morgan:
if the people at the clinic look at you funny you can say "what? isn't this where they make mexican jumping beans?"
erin:
Thank you very much for the reality check! I am currently devoting 92% percent of my free time to learning proper punctuation and grammar. I am going to devide the available 8 percent between helping Mexicano babies learn to fly airplanes and becoming more attractive. Perhaps in the future, the glorious future, I will be able to accomplish these goals and move on to the other peculiarities you mentioned. Please keep me posted as you discover new and horrible things about me!
Ciao!
Ciao!
Yes, it is true. My journal is now ACTIVE. Cower! Cower in fear and awe at the horrifying magnificance that is my journal! Kneel! Kneel before the fabled Journal of the Shrike! KNEEL!
You! You in the shirt! You're not kneeling HARD enough!
Let us not mince words. I am your ruler, and you are my subjects. I shall be cruel, but just. I shall...
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You! You in the shirt! You're not kneeling HARD enough!
Let us not mince words. I am your ruler, and you are my subjects. I shall be cruel, but just. I shall...
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shrikedyke:
yaaaay!
morgan:
That just made me fall in love with you. Best journal entry ever.
take it light,
ph