Ingesting narcooooootics.
Ingesting narcooooootics, let's do that.
Let's do that!
Einstein said masturbation makes him lazy.
So I haven't done the deed since last week(or in 152 hours if you wanna get specific), but I seemed to have picked up habits that counteract what I guess was suppose to be positive effects. In other words: The bags under my eyes shall be FOREVER. I watched A Dirty Shame like 3 times in a row too. Don't know how that works but whatever. It's been quite a while since I've felt this oddly good. I'm thinkin I should do this every so often, but I probably won't. And then I think I should stop thinking because I eventually get depressed or angry. Usually both. Just lost my train of thought. Next topic.
(my fortune cookies are trying to blackmail me)
I don't like answering machines. I never get to end the message with "Oh, by the way, I'm in your house with your biggest kitchen knife. See you in a few seconds." without getting scolded or having cops called on me. You're expecting a call from me, pick up the phone when I call you motherfuckers.
So I've gone back to the whore alias. Like I said before, it's just so short and catchy. I'm still surprised no one has taken it. Just proves how awesome I really, truly, indubitably am. Or maybe nobody likes being called a whore. They'll say "you're a freaking whore!" and you'll get all offended and shit. Like anybody gives a damn. Wusses, the lot of you.
I typed most this post with my eyes closed.
Time to go blow a fat assload of my money on unnecessary technology.
Ingesting narcooooootics, let's do that.
Let's do that!
Einstein said masturbation makes him lazy.
So I haven't done the deed since last week(or in 152 hours if you wanna get specific), but I seemed to have picked up habits that counteract what I guess was suppose to be positive effects. In other words: The bags under my eyes shall be FOREVER. I watched A Dirty Shame like 3 times in a row too. Don't know how that works but whatever. It's been quite a while since I've felt this oddly good. I'm thinkin I should do this every so often, but I probably won't. And then I think I should stop thinking because I eventually get depressed or angry. Usually both. Just lost my train of thought. Next topic.
(my fortune cookies are trying to blackmail me)
I don't like answering machines. I never get to end the message with "Oh, by the way, I'm in your house with your biggest kitchen knife. See you in a few seconds." without getting scolded or having cops called on me. You're expecting a call from me, pick up the phone when I call you motherfuckers.
So I've gone back to the whore alias. Like I said before, it's just so short and catchy. I'm still surprised no one has taken it. Just proves how awesome I really, truly, indubitably am. Or maybe nobody likes being called a whore. They'll say "you're a freaking whore!" and you'll get all offended and shit. Like anybody gives a damn. Wusses, the lot of you.
I typed most this post with my eyes closed.
Time to go blow a fat assload of my money on unnecessary technology.
I don't want to admit this, but the "ingesting narcooooootics" jiggety jig there reminded me of my friend who just recently sang "donate scissors to the poor with meeee!"
it was a nice song.
awesome teddy in my journal.