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Wednesday Jul 27, 2005

Jul 27, 2005
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You may call me Chef Boryartruant.

For the record, it wasn't half bad...
WTF?! Radio plays actual punk music?

This station is actually pretty tight. I've been listening to it for over a year now. When they play reggae while I'm driving, I have GTA flashbacks.

(which is not a good thing)

There's also a local station that plays hard rock and heavy metal, but it gets bad reception. So I get more angry than if I'd actually listened to it.

Hooker: Are you paranoid or something?
Rich Nerd: Yes, I'm paranoid! I've seen too many X-Files episodes to just let you fuck me and get away with my sperm!
Hooker: Oh...
Hooker: *puts chlorophorm rag over the nerd's mouth to make him pass out* Subject B is down. Send in the team...

A taste of the awesome randomness at the improv workshop I occassionally go to. I wish I had a transcript for this shit.
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alyk:
I'm not sure if I've met an actual "crack" addict...Lotsa coke heads...I'm married to a banker and all of his homies are coke heads...

Have you heard GG Allin? I think you might like his music, sir...
Jul 29, 2005
alyk:
Very, very different...You should try to download...If you do, let me know what you think...There's also a documentry called "Hated: GG Allin" or something like that...Truly the best documentry you will ever see...That guy was fucking bonkers...Not in a Marilyn Manson "I wear makeup" way, but bonkers like he knocked his own front teeth out on purpose with his microphone onstage...I'm pretty sure that part is in the documentry...
Jul 29, 2005

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