NOW I'M BI TOO! SEX ME UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
Thief
You scored 55% physical, 30% magic, 50% versatile, and 44% good!
You are more self-serving than anything else. You'll fight if necessary, and you could probably hold your own against most people, but you'd prefer to sneak or outwit your way out of it. You're also fairly greedy, and are not above taking things that aren't yours. However, you can be a very useful person to have around since you're good at finding ways into and out of things.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 79% on physical
You scored higher than 9% on mystical
You scored higher than 64% on versatile
You scored higher than 21% on good
(http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11591880279427789091)
A mad scientist set, too awesome.
Thief
You scored 55% physical, 30% magic, 50% versatile, and 44% good!
You are more self-serving than anything else. You'll fight if necessary, and you could probably hold your own against most people, but you'd prefer to sneak or outwit your way out of it. You're also fairly greedy, and are not above taking things that aren't yours. However, you can be a very useful person to have around since you're good at finding ways into and out of things.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 79% on physical
You scored higher than 9% on mystical
You scored higher than 64% on versatile
You scored higher than 21% on good
(http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11591880279427789091)

A mad scientist set, too awesome.
My comrade after watching natural disaster specials on national geographic said:
Well, the Earth was here first, so you can't blame it for wanting to get rid of us.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, snap.
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rosscoe:
i do try and keep my misery mildly amusing.
inlikeflynn:
Yep. That's why I grew it, and that's why it stays.