Alright, first things fuckin last - the late late show with craig ferguson show... drew carey's boss from the drew carey show. It's like some sort of bizarro spin-off, except he plays himself most of the time. I first caught some of his material on, I think it was, I Love the 80's. And he did one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life.
craig ferguson on the subject of Jenga: "You know you're getting better when you can beat the junkies in rehab."
Priceless.
Anyway, he has his own down to earth feel about him, which is refreshing compared to, say, conan, of whom everyone knows as being as far out there as you can get. Silly, often edgy, always entertaining. Some of his bits get tedious after the first minute, but at least they don't make me want to change the channel. I would suggest all night owls catch an episode. Godspeed, you scottish somthin or other.
So, to the meat of the entry - my 5 fave sg line-up.
Charlie - has the authentic punk look that I just love, yet will ultimately never get
Nixon - represents the gothic phase I still haven't fully recovered from. She's a work of fuckin dark art in my book. Who the artist is, I don't know. Satan probably. Yeah, that seems logical.
Smurf - confident, fun, talented, has her wits about her. Beauty on both sides of the spectrum. Which would be the middle of the spectrum, I guess.
Maxi - has the GND quality that the line up needs. Not to mention she's still ridin the Hot As Unholy Hell wave at 33. The Truant is very pleased indeed.
Ashes - basically here out of necessity for a blonde in the line up, cus I dig variety. Also has a mysterious/gothic way about her that just drives mr. happy and I wild.
Runners up:
Zoe - super duper cute
Sid - Misunderstood, dark, sexy, but she likes GC!
All Asian SGs - cus I'm racist and can't tell them apart.
Paige - 3 words: mmmm mmmm goooood.
Mary - about 3 years ago I saw this infamous pic:
Since then, I've been lurking the site on and off like the little creep that I am. So why join now? 3 reasons:
A. I was "coerced" into making a checking account and getting a credit card just last year and haven't felt the need to use them until recently.
B. I can see hot naked women elsewhere. For free, mind you. The concept of paying for it somewhat boggles me, but as I briefly stated in my 1st entry, if I'm going to bust my card's cherry on something naughty, might as well be on something equally tasteful. If this site had a last name, it would be McTasty. Wait, isn't that a McDonald's burger? Well, whatever. After the next few months, I should be at least 90% decided on whether I'll cancel or not. Even though this is a healthy alternative to other shit out there, it is what it is, and I'm not the kind of person that goes around promoting it. Yet anyway.
C. The new Alkaline Trio song is pretty damn good. Just thought I'd throw that out there...
craig ferguson on the subject of Jenga: "You know you're getting better when you can beat the junkies in rehab."
Priceless.
Anyway, he has his own down to earth feel about him, which is refreshing compared to, say, conan, of whom everyone knows as being as far out there as you can get. Silly, often edgy, always entertaining. Some of his bits get tedious after the first minute, but at least they don't make me want to change the channel. I would suggest all night owls catch an episode. Godspeed, you scottish somthin or other.
So, to the meat of the entry - my 5 fave sg line-up.
Charlie - has the authentic punk look that I just love, yet will ultimately never get
Nixon - represents the gothic phase I still haven't fully recovered from. She's a work of fuckin dark art in my book. Who the artist is, I don't know. Satan probably. Yeah, that seems logical.
Smurf - confident, fun, talented, has her wits about her. Beauty on both sides of the spectrum. Which would be the middle of the spectrum, I guess.
Maxi - has the GND quality that the line up needs. Not to mention she's still ridin the Hot As Unholy Hell wave at 33. The Truant is very pleased indeed.
Ashes - basically here out of necessity for a blonde in the line up, cus I dig variety. Also has a mysterious/gothic way about her that just drives mr. happy and I wild.
Runners up:
Zoe - super duper cute
Sid - Misunderstood, dark, sexy, but she likes GC!
All Asian SGs - cus I'm racist and can't tell them apart.
Paige - 3 words: mmmm mmmm goooood.
Mary - about 3 years ago I saw this infamous pic:
Since then, I've been lurking the site on and off like the little creep that I am. So why join now? 3 reasons:
A. I was "coerced" into making a checking account and getting a credit card just last year and haven't felt the need to use them until recently.
B. I can see hot naked women elsewhere. For free, mind you. The concept of paying for it somewhat boggles me, but as I briefly stated in my 1st entry, if I'm going to bust my card's cherry on something naughty, might as well be on something equally tasteful. If this site had a last name, it would be McTasty. Wait, isn't that a McDonald's burger? Well, whatever. After the next few months, I should be at least 90% decided on whether I'll cancel or not. Even though this is a healthy alternative to other shit out there, it is what it is, and I'm not the kind of person that goes around promoting it. Yet anyway.
C. The new Alkaline Trio song is pretty damn good. Just thought I'd throw that out there...
neslo:
Hey, thanks man! Cool to see another OCR follower on the site. Sending a friend request your way. 