curse of the month: Jesus-fuck
I've been saying that more and more since I saw scanner darkly. It's awesome.
Cursing, I mean. Not scanner darkly.
I've got nothing new to report, so I'll report some old shit:
.school still sucks
.god still has his dick up my metaphysical ass
.a Panda Express ran by mexicans is still ironic
.internet is still evil
.I'd still hit...
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I've been saying that more and more since I saw scanner darkly. It's awesome.
Cursing, I mean. Not scanner darkly.
I've got nothing new to report, so I'll report some old shit:
.school still sucks
.god still has his dick up my metaphysical ass
.a Panda Express ran by mexicans is still ironic
.internet is still evil
.I'd still hit...
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meta:
a Panda Express run by Mexicans ain't got shit on:
a place, in Dublin (as in Ireland), called Apache (as in Native American) Pizza (as in Italian), run by Asians. their "value meals" are things like a slice of pizza with an ice cream cone. wrap your brain around that one, motherfucker.
a place, in Dublin (as in Ireland), called Apache (as in Native American) Pizza (as in Italian), run by Asians. their "value meals" are things like a slice of pizza with an ice cream cone. wrap your brain around that one, motherfucker.
meta:
no.
additionally, what the fuck?
addendum: what the JESUS fuck?
additionally, what the fuck?
addendum: what the JESUS fuck?
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meta:
you are an asshole.
waikiki:
sure they are, thats the way i grew up!!!!
how hav u been doin???!!!
how hav u been doin???!!!
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meta:
at least you didn't get VD for VD?
hell.. yeah.
hell.. yeah.
cptpyjama:
Yes, apparently it does I think we're seeing Hot Fuzz, but I don't care what we see as long as I have fun with the people I'm going with
I think we're seeing Hot Fuzz, but I don't care what we see as long as I have fun with the people I'm going with 
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meta:
oh, to be a weirdo in a yellow suit.
I saw a headline on the news yesterday that said "TV FALLS ON BABY" and it totally made my life.
I saw a headline on the news yesterday that said "TV FALLS ON BABY" and it totally made my life.
drstinkypants:
I don't think I want to live in a world where
Hungry Hungry Hippos don't count
THAT sentence is true. 
The spiral is gone.
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
How do you feel?
Like I shouldn't be operating heavy machinery.
Like I shouldn't be operating heavy machinery.
Looking over a few of my past entries, which were fucking genious by the way, makes me long for a brighter, more innocent time, when I had less shit to do, and more time to do it in. Makes me want to crank this bitch up again and have random internet peoples agree with me on how smart yet insanely prickish I am. But funny....
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meta:
that reminds me of every suburban couple I've ever known. they don't actually SAY it, but you know they're thinking it, because of the hatred in their eyes and the fact that their greatest success in life is having a well-groomed puppy.
OR WHATEVER GAAAHh.
OR WHATEVER GAAAHh.
meta:
you're back?
what an asshole.
what an asshole.
