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Steve's Journal
Read it, or die trying.

I just got back from San Fransisco a few hours ago. I'm starting a text document with the full on Prom update. It will include pictures, jokes, tips and tricks, alien abductions, near fatal crashes, wombats, beer taps installed into your monitor, pyramid schemes and significantly less lies than there are in this paragraph.

But, I have to write the update at work, so it probably won't be posted until tomorrow. So, to satiate your thirst for Stevenesque journal, here's another cut from the crypt...



Archived Entry Time!
This One's From January 24th. I have no idea what it's about, because I grabbed it at random. Enjoy!

Now, it may seem as though I'm getting worse at this whole "updating your journal within an ordinate amount of time" thing, but in actuality, I'm just trying to build up the anticipation. Sorry about giving you the DTs.

Did they buy it?

So, it's been a week, and I'm sure that a lot has happened in the past week, but it's far too much for my puny mind to conjure up for this journal entry. So, highlights it is. And not necissasarily in chronological order either. Isn't it funny how I spelled necessarily? I spelled it differently both times on the off chance that one of them was correct. Feel free to laugh at my lack of spelling skills, I don't mind.

Hang on a second, there's something sticky and strangely frappacino-like on my mouse. I have to clean it off. There, that was bothering me.

Did I do anything last week? Damned if I know. Add came over Friday, and bestowed upon me his awesome script ideas. I might get to help him with the writing, so long as he doesn't notice how inept I am. I did get a little sick last week, which is strange for me, because that never happens. It's mainly because I started eating normal meals, so my stomache was like, "Whoa! What the fuck!" I sent some apples and various other nutritional stuff down there to kick the crap out of the bands oof artificial nonfoods that had taken my digestive tract hostage. A couple days of queeziness while the offending garbage was being kung-fu'd and now I'm fine, and one step closer to being healthy again. Just 12,454,987 steps to go. And all uphill too.

Moving right along to saturday... I held a pseudo pre-party at my place, that was schedualed to start at 5 or 6. Nobody showed untill 8. Which is right on time for SGLA. Kudos to LTrain and Manda for being the first to show. Did I just say kudos? Fuck. That's another one I'll have to verbally flagelate myself for. Also thanks to ToxicBoy, Bloodandtits, WhoDoVooDooWeDo, Jujubee, and anyone else that my dumb ass may have forgotten. Special thanks to Roxy for putting on an awesome show, and making me spend my $ wisely.

I spent all day sunday playing Twisted Metal Black, and MarioKart 64. Is that wrong?

This morning, I had to cancel an interview with the Getty museum, because I couldn't get a suit in time. I did meet with my college enrollment type person, and it looks like I'll be starting school thursday. I pick my suit up tonight, which I'm excited about. It's not as pimp as I would like though. Since it's for interviews, I couldn't really spring for the double breasted, 4 and 6, 3 piece, charcoal black, pinstriped suit with matching fedoraa that I wanted. Interview suits are fucking boring. But at least now I get to say slacks. Like, "Hey, don't spill that on my slacks," or, "Do you like my slacks? They're slacks," or, " Slacks slacks slacks, slacky slack slacks." And then I won't get the job.

Tonight I'm going to see Add at an open mic comedy club. He's warned me about the dangers off open mic, and I'm fully prepared to laugh for all the wrong reasons. Tomorrow I've got a meeting with the lab that's sort of hired me in a temp job. Basic lab crap. No phlebotomy though. Which is actually good, cus in the military, we're tested for the Hiv and other VDs a few times a year, but in the civilian world, there's no telling what some of these wierdos have.

Then in the afternoon I meet with my college finacial advisor, and get finacialy advised. My first course will be in how to do school work. So yeah, that sounds like a winner. But then, since I've got a few credits under my belt already, I can kick off with the criminal justice courses. That's where I'll learn how to rain down justice upon the criminal element. Myself exluded.

So that's about it. I'll keep you posted on how the day goes tomorrow. Hell, maybe I'll even update tomorrow night. Doesn't that sound like fun?

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Play by play update time!!!

Who do you think will win, the carrots and zuchini I just ate, or the cheesesteak I had for lunch? They're currently locked in a heated battle within my tummy. If it were a Philly cheesesteak, the vegies wouldn't stand a chance, but since this is Cali, I don't know. It's going to be a close one.

I almost made myself some salmon for dinner, but for some reason it took me a while to realize that A) not only do I not like fish, but B) it's pretty much the only thing I don't know how to cook. Thing B can probably be attributed to thing A.

Oh, and no comedy club for me today. It's looks likes a MarioKart night.