Steve's Journal: Version 2.1 (Now 40% Fat Free)
Our competitors would have you believe that our journal causes incontinence, but after rigorous testing, we here at Steve's Journal are proud to announce that these acusations are only partly true.
Steve's New News!
Work begins Tuesday! That is all.
People Other Than Steve's New News!
So, my buddies Noah and Shawn did a short film called "Sweet Judy Blue Eyes" about a year ago. Shawn wrote and produced it, Noah directed it, Sam was the first assistant director, and I was just combination grip/electrician. Well, now they've just been given 10 million bucks to make a feature length version. Some venture capitalist took out 100 million friggin bucks in loans to produce 10 different movies with. In comparison, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" was made for only 1 million. Damn. Those bastards are so friggin lucky! (And talented, I should add) I'm really happy for them, cus this means I'll get to party at their mansions when they're famous. Awesome. Now if only I could write.
Todays Toon!
Friend Of The DayTodays friend of the day is Oddyophile! I haven't had a chane to hang out with a lot of people from the site, but I've probably hung out with this guy more than anyone else. He's awesome to chat with wether on the boards, in the journals or even in person. Plus he's going to show me around San Fransisco come SGProm time. Sweet. So drop by, and let him know how cool he is.
Thanks to all who took the time to meet LieLock, too. If you haven't already, introduce yourself to her. You won't regret it. Unless you suck. You don't suck... Do you?
Injuries!
Some of you have had some horrible injuries! I think that Deimus and Noctem pretty much win as far as the sheer cringe factor though. Go ask them about their worst injuries.
What Is Steve Listening to? He's About To Tell You.
The Arcade Fire-Funeral
I'm still not entirely sure on this one. It's indie rock, and I never got into this style of music. But it's a pretty solid album. Instrumenaly it's awesome. Kind of reminds me of Tripping Daisy. Give it a listen if you'd like to here something interesting. Then tell me what you think.
Otep-Sevas Tra
Otep is just fucking awesome. I put this in, cus The Arcade Fire is a bit soft, and I just wasn't in the mood. I'll bust that out again when I'm in a soft & melodic mood. Otep rules though. Give 'em a listen, and tell me what you think of them, too. By the way, this is NOT happy music.
The Last Thing I Watched
Dune- The Mini-series
We made fun of the cheesy sets, poor CGI, and repeated shots in the montages. It's nice that they had more time to add in aspects of the story that were left out in the movie, but it's such a great story that it's a shame they didn't have as much money as they should have to do it right.
Today's Crazzzzzzzzzzy Photo!
Did you do it? The popping out with changing colors thing? I hope so. It adds so much.
Apparently, Spidey wears a Swatch. Or is that an Ironman? Whatever, the point is that he has no taste.
This Never Really Happened.
I ate a person today. I wanted to see what it was really like to be a zombie. "Know thine enemy" and all that. So I ate my neighbor..... Alive. Face first. I broke out the lobster tools, and just went to work. I took notes, and video taped the whole ordeal. So as to study my work later. There's a really funny part where he breaks an arm free from the duct tape, and starts slapping my head as I rend the flesh from the nape of his kneck. I wish the audio were better. It's hilarious.
I paid particular attention to the tecture, taste, and even the scent of his brain. Then I devoured his mind. It wasn't the tastiest part, but I'm begining to understand the zombie's affinity for it. It's been 14 hours, but now that I'm finished, I'm begining to regret eating the bones. They don't flush well. I did mention that I'm currently listening to Otep right? Because that should help explain why this fake day is severely less humorous than usual, and a bit more disturbing. Human would be good with a nice hollandaise sauce. And maybe cooked next time.
Random Rambling
To answer my own question, and if anybody cares to know, my parents held me back in 9th grade, despite my straight A's. They were pissed at me. Too many days in In School Suspension, too many calls from guidance councelors, attendance officers and cops. The straw that broke the camels back was when I was arrested for assault. Which was bullshit. I was attacked by a kid after wrestling practice, who was pissed that I flung paint on him in art class. But when the coach came in, I had him pinned to the water fountain, and was running the water on. My nose was bleeding like a faucet, my lip was split, everybody was yelling that the other kid started it, but because of my "record", I was blamed. The other kid just got detention. I was suspended, arrested, held in a holding cell overnight so I could, "See what I had to look forward to in prison," and then held back in 9th grade and sent to a catholic shool. I'm still a bit sore on the whole issue. At least I didn't get kicked off the team though. High school sports are so pathetic. I did all kinds of shit, and never got kicked out of wrestling, because I was on varsity. But when it came to track, there were 2 kids who were better distnance runners, so I was kicked off in a heart beat. So stupid.
Well, enoughing bitching. Time to close this entry out. Right after this message from our sponsors.
Steve's Journal is brought to you by Kaplowzooey, makers of Hippy-Be-Gone(TM) repelent. Hippy-Be-Gone(TM): One part pepper spray, one part lye, 2 parts secret ingridient.
"Hippy-Be-Gone, because they're easier to kick, when they're down"
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UPDATE!
You never fully realize how well anti-perspirent works until you run out. MUST GO TO STORE IMEDIATELY!!!
Our competitors would have you believe that our journal causes incontinence, but after rigorous testing, we here at Steve's Journal are proud to announce that these acusations are only partly true.
Steve's New News!
Work begins Tuesday! That is all.
People Other Than Steve's New News!
So, my buddies Noah and Shawn did a short film called "Sweet Judy Blue Eyes" about a year ago. Shawn wrote and produced it, Noah directed it, Sam was the first assistant director, and I was just combination grip/electrician. Well, now they've just been given 10 million bucks to make a feature length version. Some venture capitalist took out 100 million friggin bucks in loans to produce 10 different movies with. In comparison, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" was made for only 1 million. Damn. Those bastards are so friggin lucky! (And talented, I should add) I'm really happy for them, cus this means I'll get to party at their mansions when they're famous. Awesome. Now if only I could write.
Todays Toon!
Friend Of The DayTodays friend of the day is Oddyophile! I haven't had a chane to hang out with a lot of people from the site, but I've probably hung out with this guy more than anyone else. He's awesome to chat with wether on the boards, in the journals or even in person. Plus he's going to show me around San Fransisco come SGProm time. Sweet. So drop by, and let him know how cool he is.
Thanks to all who took the time to meet LieLock, too. If you haven't already, introduce yourself to her. You won't regret it. Unless you suck. You don't suck... Do you?
Injuries!
Some of you have had some horrible injuries! I think that Deimus and Noctem pretty much win as far as the sheer cringe factor though. Go ask them about their worst injuries.
What Is Steve Listening to? He's About To Tell You.
The Arcade Fire-Funeral
I'm still not entirely sure on this one. It's indie rock, and I never got into this style of music. But it's a pretty solid album. Instrumenaly it's awesome. Kind of reminds me of Tripping Daisy. Give it a listen if you'd like to here something interesting. Then tell me what you think.
Otep-Sevas Tra
Otep is just fucking awesome. I put this in, cus The Arcade Fire is a bit soft, and I just wasn't in the mood. I'll bust that out again when I'm in a soft & melodic mood. Otep rules though. Give 'em a listen, and tell me what you think of them, too. By the way, this is NOT happy music.
The Last Thing I Watched
Dune- The Mini-series
We made fun of the cheesy sets, poor CGI, and repeated shots in the montages. It's nice that they had more time to add in aspects of the story that were left out in the movie, but it's such a great story that it's a shame they didn't have as much money as they should have to do it right.
Today's Crazzzzzzzzzzy Photo!
Did you do it? The popping out with changing colors thing? I hope so. It adds so much.
Apparently, Spidey wears a Swatch. Or is that an Ironman? Whatever, the point is that he has no taste.
This Never Really Happened.
I ate a person today. I wanted to see what it was really like to be a zombie. "Know thine enemy" and all that. So I ate my neighbor..... Alive. Face first. I broke out the lobster tools, and just went to work. I took notes, and video taped the whole ordeal. So as to study my work later. There's a really funny part where he breaks an arm free from the duct tape, and starts slapping my head as I rend the flesh from the nape of his kneck. I wish the audio were better. It's hilarious.
I paid particular attention to the tecture, taste, and even the scent of his brain. Then I devoured his mind. It wasn't the tastiest part, but I'm begining to understand the zombie's affinity for it. It's been 14 hours, but now that I'm finished, I'm begining to regret eating the bones. They don't flush well. I did mention that I'm currently listening to Otep right? Because that should help explain why this fake day is severely less humorous than usual, and a bit more disturbing. Human would be good with a nice hollandaise sauce. And maybe cooked next time.
Random Rambling
To answer my own question, and if anybody cares to know, my parents held me back in 9th grade, despite my straight A's. They were pissed at me. Too many days in In School Suspension, too many calls from guidance councelors, attendance officers and cops. The straw that broke the camels back was when I was arrested for assault. Which was bullshit. I was attacked by a kid after wrestling practice, who was pissed that I flung paint on him in art class. But when the coach came in, I had him pinned to the water fountain, and was running the water on. My nose was bleeding like a faucet, my lip was split, everybody was yelling that the other kid started it, but because of my "record", I was blamed. The other kid just got detention. I was suspended, arrested, held in a holding cell overnight so I could, "See what I had to look forward to in prison," and then held back in 9th grade and sent to a catholic shool. I'm still a bit sore on the whole issue. At least I didn't get kicked off the team though. High school sports are so pathetic. I did all kinds of shit, and never got kicked out of wrestling, because I was on varsity. But when it came to track, there were 2 kids who were better distnance runners, so I was kicked off in a heart beat. So stupid.
Well, enoughing bitching. Time to close this entry out. Right after this message from our sponsors.
Steve's Journal is brought to you by Kaplowzooey, makers of Hippy-Be-Gone(TM) repelent. Hippy-Be-Gone(TM): One part pepper spray, one part lye, 2 parts secret ingridient.
"Hippy-Be-Gone, because they're easier to kick, when they're down"
*Offer void in most democratic nations and constitutional monarchies. Caution: Hippy-Be-Gone may contain various strands of the ebola virus. If injested, vomitting will induce itself. Talk to your local miliia to see if Hippy-Be-Gone is right for you
********
UPDATE!
You never fully realize how well anti-perspirent works until you run out. MUST GO TO STORE IMEDIATELY!!!
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I tried to convince myself that you should be made to take a polygraph because your journal is too good to be true...but I can't demand anything from you. You've done enough to earn my trust. You.....are......free.