So you've probably been wondering who this new guy is, and what I'm doing on your friends list, but I assure you, I'm not that new, and you really did add me. In fact, I was once an active member in the SG community, even going so far as to post in my journal and yours more than once a week or so. Think back... you may even begin to remember me. But. the things that tend to happen have happened. And the spare time I had seems to have wasted away. Don't worry though, Cus I'm Steve the Pirate, and I'm poised for a comeback.
I just watched Demolitian High, with Corey Haim and the Big Daddy Seaver from Growing Pains. 10 minutes into it, I lost all hope in humanity. By the end, I had to resist the urge to destroy my copy of The Lost Boys. Have you seen Haim lately? Damn, did he ever get fat! But, despite their horrible mistakes, I'm still making it one of my lifes goals to reunite Haim and Feldman. It'd have to be a horror movie for it to feel right though. Maybe a psychological thriller or something. It'll all take place in Pleasantville. Feldman reprises his roal as Tommy Jarvis. Now insane, and extremely pissed at that jackass Jason impersonator for making A New Begining suck almost as much ass as Halloween 3. Although both mad and mad, he retains his ability to make smartass remarks and humorous comments. He is befrended by the wheel chair ridden, werewolf fightin' Haim and his uncle, Gary Busey. Among their resources, are Haim's tricked out wheelchair "The Rocket", or waterever the fuck it was called, the Hemi Cuda from Phantasm, just because its sweet and I want one, and of course, Gary Busey, who I said before, but deserves to be listed twice. Also in their posession are a cart and a holocaust cloak, I don't know why I didn't mention those among their assets in the first place. But they'll need em all! Oh, believe you me this, they'll need em all! I just confused myself.
The villains? Oh, their will be an abundance. Some may say, an overabundance, but those some are not me, so they can go fuck themselves in the corner. To begin with, there will be zombies. Nu zombies (the fast ones), slow zombies, Evil Ash zombies, and rabid weasles. Then they'll face of against the warlock from Night of the Scarecrow cus he's funny and oddly kinky. They'll have to battle through these obstacles if they want to hack into the computer and shut down Master Control Program, the evil computer dictator. Just when they think they've almost won, Natasha Hendstridge appears to mate and take over the world, ontly she stays in hot naked form, instead of mutating into creepy alien form. A tremendous battle ensues as they struggle to be the one who fathers the freakish alien babies. Gary Busey wins, but before he can consumate the relationship, he's interupted by Mel Gibson. He's carrying the head of James Caviezel, and proclaims himself to be Christ. Busey transforms into a very confused Willem Dafoe. As Natasha tempts Willem, Mel is confronter by his partner, Murtaugh.
Did I loose you? Well then please, allow me to alliterate. Plainly put, the plot pertains to Pleasntville being perpetually plagued by pernicious people. All clear now? Well... the ending will be truely spectacular. But by hen, everyone in the audience has left in disgust. It sounds like a disaster film. At least from the standpoint of the investors and distributor. It'll air late at night on Showtime, right after Demolition High.
So, what's up with me? Not much. I made some headway on the screenplay, but I've got to work faster... and better. It sucks ass. Not as much ass as the previous paragraphs, but almost. I have an interview for a coffee shop in a few hours. And it looks like the military ordeal may come to a closse without taking the bastards to court.
Plus, I watched some anime the other night, and for the first time, I realized that I can start working on an idea I've had for years. My problem has been that the story has gotten far to big for just a movie, and far to expensive for a TV show... but not if I put it in cartoon form. Plus, after seeing Cowboy Beebop. The Ghost in the Machine, and a few other shows, I see that their's probably an audience for what I want to do. Which is nice. So, I'm trying to write that too. If only I were a good writer. That would help.
That's all for my semi-monthly journal entry. Points to whomever can find the most references in my notional movie. Especially the rabid weasles. Super bonus points to whomever can name the guy in my avetar.
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Quizy time!!!
I just watched Demolitian High, with Corey Haim and the Big Daddy Seaver from Growing Pains. 10 minutes into it, I lost all hope in humanity. By the end, I had to resist the urge to destroy my copy of The Lost Boys. Have you seen Haim lately? Damn, did he ever get fat! But, despite their horrible mistakes, I'm still making it one of my lifes goals to reunite Haim and Feldman. It'd have to be a horror movie for it to feel right though. Maybe a psychological thriller or something. It'll all take place in Pleasantville. Feldman reprises his roal as Tommy Jarvis. Now insane, and extremely pissed at that jackass Jason impersonator for making A New Begining suck almost as much ass as Halloween 3. Although both mad and mad, he retains his ability to make smartass remarks and humorous comments. He is befrended by the wheel chair ridden, werewolf fightin' Haim and his uncle, Gary Busey. Among their resources, are Haim's tricked out wheelchair "The Rocket", or waterever the fuck it was called, the Hemi Cuda from Phantasm, just because its sweet and I want one, and of course, Gary Busey, who I said before, but deserves to be listed twice. Also in their posession are a cart and a holocaust cloak, I don't know why I didn't mention those among their assets in the first place. But they'll need em all! Oh, believe you me this, they'll need em all! I just confused myself.
The villains? Oh, their will be an abundance. Some may say, an overabundance, but those some are not me, so they can go fuck themselves in the corner. To begin with, there will be zombies. Nu zombies (the fast ones), slow zombies, Evil Ash zombies, and rabid weasles. Then they'll face of against the warlock from Night of the Scarecrow cus he's funny and oddly kinky. They'll have to battle through these obstacles if they want to hack into the computer and shut down Master Control Program, the evil computer dictator. Just when they think they've almost won, Natasha Hendstridge appears to mate and take over the world, ontly she stays in hot naked form, instead of mutating into creepy alien form. A tremendous battle ensues as they struggle to be the one who fathers the freakish alien babies. Gary Busey wins, but before he can consumate the relationship, he's interupted by Mel Gibson. He's carrying the head of James Caviezel, and proclaims himself to be Christ. Busey transforms into a very confused Willem Dafoe. As Natasha tempts Willem, Mel is confronter by his partner, Murtaugh.
Did I loose you? Well then please, allow me to alliterate. Plainly put, the plot pertains to Pleasntville being perpetually plagued by pernicious people. All clear now? Well... the ending will be truely spectacular. But by hen, everyone in the audience has left in disgust. It sounds like a disaster film. At least from the standpoint of the investors and distributor. It'll air late at night on Showtime, right after Demolition High.
So, what's up with me? Not much. I made some headway on the screenplay, but I've got to work faster... and better. It sucks ass. Not as much ass as the previous paragraphs, but almost. I have an interview for a coffee shop in a few hours. And it looks like the military ordeal may come to a closse without taking the bastards to court.
Plus, I watched some anime the other night, and for the first time, I realized that I can start working on an idea I've had for years. My problem has been that the story has gotten far to big for just a movie, and far to expensive for a TV show... but not if I put it in cartoon form. Plus, after seeing Cowboy Beebop. The Ghost in the Machine, and a few other shows, I see that their's probably an audience for what I want to do. Which is nice. So, I'm trying to write that too. If only I were a good writer. That would help.
That's all for my semi-monthly journal entry. Points to whomever can find the most references in my notional movie. Especially the rabid weasles. Super bonus points to whomever can name the guy in my avetar.
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Quizy time!!!
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sarcasticmenace:
Happy New Year! 
noctem:
The kid's wheelchair was called the "Silver Bullet". And just for good measure, you should throw in some werewolves. Make it a 3 way brawl. Humans vs. zombies vs. man-beasts. Oh, and nope. You didn't loose me. I was with ya the whole way. I would actually go to see that, and stay for the whole thing. It would be like watching a horrible train wreck. Seeing all those careers being destroyed all at once. How fascinating. Well worth my $8-10. Get crackin man, get that shit rolling. Oh and if that story that you're thinking of is too big for tv or a movie, ever thought about making it into a comic? Just another possibility. Late.....