I watched "Finding Neverland" today. It was friggin rocktastic. That's right... I'm still using that word. You just wait, it'll be huge.
Right now I'm watching "Love Actually". The premise of the movie is total bullshit, but parts of it crack me up. Right now it's the funeral scene for Liam Neesons wife. Comic gold!
I sold some stock I forgot I had, and got 15 hundred out of the deal. Score. This means I could make it another month without I job. I don't think I'll try it though. Unemployment is boring as shit. Oh, yeah. I'm in Phoenix. So there's the news. I sold some stock, and I'm in Phoenix. Wow. I blew your fucking socks off, didn't I? My life is so awesome. I'm in Phoenix. Wow.
I killed like 50 people today. With my mind. I'm not sure how to describe it. "Different" should suffice. Only different because the last time I did it, my eyes were closed. Oh, and don't get all upset. They deserved it. They were customer service reps. Filthy people really.
Meh, I got nuthin.
UPDATE: It's like, tenish now. I'm watching "Eternal Sunshine..." and I've had a shitload of scotch. So I'd probably be amusing to be around in public, except that I'm not in public. So I started remembering what having a girlfriend was like. With the talking and laughing and nuzzling under the sheets.
I've decided never to do rthat again. Fucking depressing.
My goatee is growing out, and now I want to grow it to a point. Then I'll grow my mustache so I can curl it up, snidely wiplash style. I'll need a tophat and cloak.
I have a plan. I'm going to get a fish tank, and find a really big edible fish. I'll love it and nurture it, because a happy fish is a tasty fish. But the whole time I have him. I'll spike his tank with lemon juice and butter. And I'll feed him garlic. Basically let him marinate for about a year. He shall be the tastyest fish known to man! I'm going to repeat that line, but I want you to imagine dramatic pauses, and my voice rising, and resonating at the end. Ready? Here it is...
He shall be... the tastiest fish known to man! And then I curl up my mustache, drum my fingers and laugh maniacally. I'm gonna go find a damsel to tie to the tracks.
Right now I'm watching "Love Actually". The premise of the movie is total bullshit, but parts of it crack me up. Right now it's the funeral scene for Liam Neesons wife. Comic gold!
I sold some stock I forgot I had, and got 15 hundred out of the deal. Score. This means I could make it another month without I job. I don't think I'll try it though. Unemployment is boring as shit. Oh, yeah. I'm in Phoenix. So there's the news. I sold some stock, and I'm in Phoenix. Wow. I blew your fucking socks off, didn't I? My life is so awesome. I'm in Phoenix. Wow.
I killed like 50 people today. With my mind. I'm not sure how to describe it. "Different" should suffice. Only different because the last time I did it, my eyes were closed. Oh, and don't get all upset. They deserved it. They were customer service reps. Filthy people really.
Meh, I got nuthin.
UPDATE: It's like, tenish now. I'm watching "Eternal Sunshine..." and I've had a shitload of scotch. So I'd probably be amusing to be around in public, except that I'm not in public. So I started remembering what having a girlfriend was like. With the talking and laughing and nuzzling under the sheets.
I've decided never to do rthat again. Fucking depressing.
My goatee is growing out, and now I want to grow it to a point. Then I'll grow my mustache so I can curl it up, snidely wiplash style. I'll need a tophat and cloak.
I have a plan. I'm going to get a fish tank, and find a really big edible fish. I'll love it and nurture it, because a happy fish is a tasty fish. But the whole time I have him. I'll spike his tank with lemon juice and butter. And I'll feed him garlic. Basically let him marinate for about a year. He shall be the tastyest fish known to man! I'm going to repeat that line, but I want you to imagine dramatic pauses, and my voice rising, and resonating at the end. Ready? Here it is...
He shall be... the tastiest fish known to man! And then I curl up my mustache, drum my fingers and laugh maniacally. I'm gonna go find a damsel to tie to the tracks.
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yeah, the gift exchange is posted on the public board, I think....