thescarykid

Today's word of the day is beautiful

Sundays are my ritualistic beauty days. I did not have it because I forgot so I had it today. Better late than never. While exercising today I got a hair in my mouth. I have never been fond of body hair. I have no hair now nor will I ever again. I mean, look at it. It's all wiry, ugly looking and serves no purpose to me only to get in my mouth while I'm huffing and puffing away doing push-ups. I feel so clean, smooth and my skin is silky soft. I then proceeded to putting lotion all over my body like I always do. Under all that hair was a lot of nice definition. So that's why models shave off all their hair. *takes note

I also put on the face mask

Some of my buddies and folks have said, "Dude, are you gay?" Nigga please. I beg to differ. See, I love the pussy and it is out of that love for pussy (but mostly love of myself... actually, almost entirely) that I do these things. Because you see, I plan on staying young and beautiful forever. True story.

When I have my gay moments this scene always plays in my head.



I even sing it in the shower. Yup, pretty homo. I love it.

Stay classy, bitches