I'm already hitting snags and I just got back. I totally forgot how controlling my father is. I swear, and this really chaps my ass, when my old man is trying to deebo me in everything I'm doing. I was talking to the salesman at the local Vespa dealership and my dad just kept butting in telling me what I should do, "Oh you'll save money if you get this one," "you should just find one on craigslist," "Well, if you do this..." "you should hop on the scooter to see if it even works for you," "Lets just go to the dealership in Sonoma".
Okay, look here, asshole. I don't have my car, that's why you're along for the ride, and to spend time with you. I'm 26, been doing my own thing for just about eight years, made it through six years of service, survived a combat zone, and unlike you, I have zero debt and yes, my car is newer than yours and I hold the title to it, thank you very much. I know what the fuck I'm doing so let me handle my fucking business.
And my Grand Ma, love her to death but this whole business about going to sunday service is driving me crazy. Telling everyone that I'm tired from the trip and the shitty hours at work. Why don't you just tell them I FUCKING HATE CHURCH! It's the truth. I hate singing songs, I hate the pastor's shitty jokes, I hate the lying, conniving, trash talking sinners that show up. Every single one of them sinny sin sin. At least my friends don't pull that Jesus and the Lord shit. Oh, and explain to me the floods or the tower of Babel and then get on my ass how I need to read the scripture. Been here for a week and I haven't seen a fucking bible yet. Oh, but I'm sure you got the King James version because it's the most "popular" one out there. Popular word of the lord? Oh, so they picked straws to see which books were put into it? What the fuck? Nothing but love for God, but what the fuck is wrong with you? You just love drama, fucking asshole...
The Lord and I don't get along very well but we're working on it. Just as soon as God apologizes for killing all those people. I mean, was it really necessary? Some guy, omnipotent, omnipresent, all knowing God and the most constructive thing you could do was kill a bunch of people? Of course, if I were to have God explain probably would say some shit like I couldn't understand because I'm a mere mortal. Yup, got you. I'll go to my room now just because you told me so. Asshole...
Ugh... no more ranting. I could rant forever. I need to get my own place. A place nice and quiet.
Okay, look here, asshole. I don't have my car, that's why you're along for the ride, and to spend time with you. I'm 26, been doing my own thing for just about eight years, made it through six years of service, survived a combat zone, and unlike you, I have zero debt and yes, my car is newer than yours and I hold the title to it, thank you very much. I know what the fuck I'm doing so let me handle my fucking business.
And my Grand Ma, love her to death but this whole business about going to sunday service is driving me crazy. Telling everyone that I'm tired from the trip and the shitty hours at work. Why don't you just tell them I FUCKING HATE CHURCH! It's the truth. I hate singing songs, I hate the pastor's shitty jokes, I hate the lying, conniving, trash talking sinners that show up. Every single one of them sinny sin sin. At least my friends don't pull that Jesus and the Lord shit. Oh, and explain to me the floods or the tower of Babel and then get on my ass how I need to read the scripture. Been here for a week and I haven't seen a fucking bible yet. Oh, but I'm sure you got the King James version because it's the most "popular" one out there. Popular word of the lord? Oh, so they picked straws to see which books were put into it? What the fuck? Nothing but love for God, but what the fuck is wrong with you? You just love drama, fucking asshole...
The Lord and I don't get along very well but we're working on it. Just as soon as God apologizes for killing all those people. I mean, was it really necessary? Some guy, omnipotent, omnipresent, all knowing God and the most constructive thing you could do was kill a bunch of people? Of course, if I were to have God explain probably would say some shit like I couldn't understand because I'm a mere mortal. Yup, got you. I'll go to my room now just because you told me so. Asshole...
Ugh... no more ranting. I could rant forever. I need to get my own place. A place nice and quiet.
sorry things are as they are.