i wonder what it would be like to get hit in the face with a star filled mallet. or get injected with the light of a purple sunshine. or to free fall sideways into an ice cream filled mountain. or to be stretched out for 33 milles and explod into a trillion raven feathers. or be dragged by a flying rhino through a field of strawberry filled rat droppings. or be turned inside out by a raisin powered golf club. i wonder too much.
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