thesatchmo2000

i got a nose bleed at work today. i stuffed my nose with a bit of tissue paper, but my manager said i looked silly and told me to take it out. i kept bleeding so i decided to go to the bathroom to blow my nose. it's something i usually do speed up the process. but i blew a little harder this occassion and i got dizzy. i tried to reach for the wall to gain balance, but it was recently cleaned and i slipped hitting the floor. i think i was out for 15-20 minutes when a loud knock on the door woke me up. i found my head in a puddle of blood. the door was opened by a co-worker and he called the manager. he told me to get the hell out and to take my coke with me or else he'd press charges. at first i thought he was jumping to conclusions but there was a baggie of white substance lying next to me. then i think "someone's trying to fuck me." but i was to damned tired to argue, so i picked up the baggie and left. it wasn't until i had some rest that i figured it was my co-worker who planted it on me. and knowing him i would only need one guess as to where he got it from. so the next step was to take my revenge. not because it cost me my job. not because everybody now thinks i'm a dope fiend. but because i have nothing better to do.