Wednesday Dec 07, 2005

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so i just tried deerhunting in -11 frozeness. i recommend against it...ever. but anyway how come i can't pull a date off this site. a bunch of naked chicks and a single me! wink
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foxee:
Hi.. i just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. so random but anyway have a good one!!! kiss
danhazelton:
aww. look at that. all these birthday wishes for ya. well, happy b day knuckle!!!!

Wednesday Nov 23, 2005

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as i sit here and eat my cheesy ass boston market mac and cheese i realize that tomarrow is thanksgiving which means my moms birthday is on friday and i have to pull a present out of my ass when i get out of work at 9. well any i havn't been on in a while, like june or some shit, so i figureed i...
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danhazelton:


bruder has something for you,....... puke

Sunday Jun 12, 2005

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so whats new? quagmeyer is sleeping with loretta and cleaveland barely got pissed. what a sally! well we started finishing my ribs last week and i'm shedding like a snake. but this shit is gonna be fucken baaaaaad asssssss!!!!!! i can't fucken wait to finish it. but getting it done all quick takes the fun out of it. so i got to do a little...
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danhazelton:
beckylynn:
what's with the hat?

Monday May 09, 2005

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did everyone else have as great a mothers day as i did. first i had two dozen roses sent to my mom. then i went over to my p's house and washed my p's cars, my caddi and my bike. after that i took the h-dog out for a two hour ride, and waited for the ribs to be done. after that big meal and...
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beckylynn:
by the way, i "stale" out my peeps too. last week i threw away the last 3 bunnies of the pack cause they were so hard i couldn't bite through them. the texture of fresh peeps grosses me out.
danhazelton:
i missed family guy and im hurting you in a few hours.

Monday Mar 21, 2005

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man what's up with crazy chicks. to make an extreamly long story super shortinked4life knows some fucken crazy bitches. and i don't mean crazy/cool, i mean crazy/fucken crazy. this bitch went from one crazy exteame to another and was taking shots between her exreames or multipul personallity changes. by the end of the night this chick cried her ass out the door and all...
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danhazelton:
doap??
danhazelton:
do i have a motherfuckin story for you!!!!!!!!!! this shit is gonna make your face hurt like hell!! you thought the "doap" story was funny, wait till you hear the newest one from that goofball!!

Monday Feb 21, 2005

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and once again, my weekend was ruined by snow! mad mad mad mad mad mad
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inked4life:
I guess you are!!! Im still workin on thursday though. And the gut wasnt THAT big, picture is distorted.. biggrin
ash:
awww, why was ur weekend ruined? what were u going to do that u couldnt do because of snow?

Monday Feb 14, 2005

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I see i haven't written in this thing lately. nothin crazy ever just happens, so ive got no stories. how boring! what ever happened to crazy shit! mad
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danhazelton:
FARRRRRRRRRTT!!!
danhazelton:
lookit, i have an eye in my forhead.

Monday Jan 24, 2005

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FUCK SNOW mad
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danhazelton:
boring as fuck in here. damn! what are you gonna do about that??
littlepinkstar:
hey you hot bitch! Just saying whats up!

Monday Jan 10, 2005

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so heres a really quick entry because im a busy guy, but here goes nothin! I cranked up the new year by spending it in VIV LAS VEGAS. i did everything a roller like myself would do like rent a viper and blow a bunch of money sitting vip at titty bars and getting lappers all night(nobody fucks for free in vegas not even ugly...
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danhazelton:
that long island tasted like ass
danhazelton:
allright motherfucker. you joined so you better use this damn site. mingle dammit. sittin in your corner all quiet aint gonna do shit