Heh. I just landed in Seattle, and already the debauchery has been remearkable.
At a certain point last night, five lawn gnomes and I actually managed to succesfully comandeer the train's lounge car. Between all of our traveling supplies and electronics, we eventually ended up with a full wet bar and three laptops playing Ministry, Portishead, and Massive Attack, while we smoked cigarettes, cloves, and pot in complete violation of the laws of God and man.
Our evening ended fabulously, with us all standing on a railway platform in Medford trying to explain to the conductor why he shouldn't have us thrown into jail, and all the important reasons he should let us back on board the train.
And I really have no idea how I pulled it off, because I was no longer capable of rational thought or anythirg resembling human speech.
But apparently I did, because here I am, eating vegan hot dogs and flirting with Seattle gay bois and Russian devotchkas.
At a certain point last night, five lawn gnomes and I actually managed to succesfully comandeer the train's lounge car. Between all of our traveling supplies and electronics, we eventually ended up with a full wet bar and three laptops playing Ministry, Portishead, and Massive Attack, while we smoked cigarettes, cloves, and pot in complete violation of the laws of God and man.
Our evening ended fabulously, with us all standing on a railway platform in Medford trying to explain to the conductor why he shouldn't have us thrown into jail, and all the important reasons he should let us back on board the train.
And I really have no idea how I pulled it off, because I was no longer capable of rational thought or anythirg resembling human speech.
But apparently I did, because here I am, eating vegan hot dogs and flirting with Seattle gay bois and Russian devotchkas.
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bonnieblu:
Whats seattle like?
nixon:
