Fuck the Holy Ghost
by Yehoshuah Young
I tried hating God and
I tried hating Christ
So now I'll hate the Holy Ghost
I think that will suffice
God created the female form
so I can't hate him for long
and Christ is just the messenger
through his suffering he's atoned
I tried to hate the Devil
but I really love his style
God may have created happiness
but the Devil showed us how to smile
I tried hating Bush and
my fourth grade math teacher
but it's much too much beneath me
to despise inferior creatures
I tried to blame the other kids
when I was young and in school
but I was such an easy mark
Practically begging for them to be cruel
I tried hating the small number
of loves in my life
but that's like ignoring the hand
and instead blaming the knife
I tried to put the blame
upon my own head
but it's not much fun to kick a dog
when it's already dead
So I will hate the Holy Ghost
That Heavenly Bride
The third part of the trinity
that always seems to hide
So it's got to be in heaven
planning something bad
So I'll just say "Fuck the Holy Ghost!"
whenever I get mad
Ah, hell... Fuck Bush too!
by Yehoshuah Young
I tried hating God and
I tried hating Christ
So now I'll hate the Holy Ghost
I think that will suffice
God created the female form
so I can't hate him for long
and Christ is just the messenger
through his suffering he's atoned
I tried to hate the Devil
but I really love his style
God may have created happiness
but the Devil showed us how to smile
I tried hating Bush and
my fourth grade math teacher
but it's much too much beneath me
to despise inferior creatures
I tried to blame the other kids
when I was young and in school
but I was such an easy mark
Practically begging for them to be cruel
I tried hating the small number
of loves in my life
but that's like ignoring the hand
and instead blaming the knife
I tried to put the blame
upon my own head
but it's not much fun to kick a dog
when it's already dead
So I will hate the Holy Ghost
That Heavenly Bride
The third part of the trinity
that always seems to hide
So it's got to be in heaven
planning something bad
So I'll just say "Fuck the Holy Ghost!"
whenever I get mad
Ah, hell... Fuck Bush too!