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hermes:
I'd rather feed a cobra to my cat tongue
kellymonster:
Not much, other than Lauren isn't around to do your washing, so you have no clean shirts.
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Because it's very important to appear popular and do exactly what everyone else is:

100 Truths!

1. Last beverage- Instant Coffee at work.
2. Last phone call- Lauren
3. Last text message- Lauren
4. Last song you listened to- Currently listening to Echo and The Bunneymen - Over The Wall.
5. Last time you cried- Closest I've come recently was a couple of months back,...
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the_fox:
White power.
sky:
don't tempt me surreal
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Tomorrow I head up to Edinburgh and stay overnight at ikaruga's flat so that on Friday I can go to an open day at Edinburgh University. I'm looking at doing an MA in Cultural Studies, if I like the place and course I'll apply over the weekend. I'm strangely nervous and excited.

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nickyr:
We're not actually going to let you leave. You do realise this?
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I know I've been a bit absent on the internet and in real life recently, but fear not an EPIC comeback is planned.

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aesirr:
Yay for comebacks.
laurenzombie:
I bet you 5 kisses that you secretly liked it.
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Bring it.
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nikhita:
i miss you!
mark_plus_beer:
Can Ben dress as the Baroness ?

I'll go as Cobra Commander
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the_new_scum:
Yeah it was on telly the other day and that reminded me of it. My Mum, not knowing who Alan Moore is - wondered why the fuck i was laughing quite so hard
miyo:
hahah
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Thinking about it I might be a creative person.

Maybe this year I should actually act like it.

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theknives:
Thank you! x
dad_pixel:
IMMA CHARGEN MAH LAZER!!!! PEW PEW PEW
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Because everyone else is making this joke at me:



Though to be honest I'm more surprised at the lack of Lord Of The Rings jokes.

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the_happy_pig:
You don't know the half of it.

Why just last week I rent someone asunder with my mighty broadsword.

I killed the partridges using only my teeth you know.
the_happy_pig:
I would have, but was busy fighting of a horde of slavering orks with it at the time.
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mat8drb:
We could do bear ham sandwiches as nibbles for next week.
deleteddelete:
Naturally.

Do you want to borrow my nurse's outfit?
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I think we can officially declare that a fucking good night. biggrin

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oskar:
The lions and tigers!
snowy:
With giraffes and a zebra!