Baby did a bad bad thing. I don't want to lead anyone on and I don't want to hurt someone's feelings I really like, but girls are always seeing me as boyfriend material.
I've got keys. I've got a home again. A big empty park slope home.
Anyone getting rid of furniture?
I've got keys. I've got a home again. A big empty park slope home.
Anyone getting rid of furniture?
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I shouldn't talk. I'm looking for a place on the upper east side. The last frontier still untouched by the slouching sophistication of skinnypantlegs.
Until me, of course.
I'm making a shirt with a rusted clotheshanger as a logo, underneath which it says:
Please Abort Your Greedy Need to Breed and Overpopulate Every Corner of the Earth with More Stinking You. Thank You.
I Aborted My Greed To Breed And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.
Work in Regress.