So for those of you who are keeping up on my school stuff because you know I was a total fuck-up for the whole of last year (like to the tune of only passing two out of five classes both smesters) here is the update:
I got another A+ for my second Latin exam which I am very happy about, not as excited as for the first one of course, but pleased nonetheless. And even though I didn't do as well on my Grammatical Analysis test (only got a C) I totally thought I was gonna bomb that stupid subject so I did two grades better than I expected, and I am passing which is the most important thing right now.
AND I have to add something about my brother, which I am sure he would definitely not appreciate me sharing if he found out but oh fuckin well...
Unfortunately he has continued to follow my terrible example that I am trying hard to rectify. The teacher has told me to talk to him (because of course he wasn't present in class today) about maybe dropping the class because he got an F-- (yes that is two minuses) on the exam. According to the Prof that grade is like if a monkey came in and scribbled all over the test and turned it in.
Does it make me a terrible person that I found that comparison FUCKING HEELARIOUS?
After all I spent several hours Sunday night before the exam studying stuff over and over with him, and I know for a fact he didn't doo poorly because he is a stupid person.
Anyway........I've decided to finally join the club so here you go kiddies, this is a shout out to all my homies:
Murphy, Murphy darling dear I long for you now night and day.
Your pain was my pleasure your sorrow my joy I fear now I've lost you to health and good cheer.
Darcy when I met you i was 5 years too young, a boy beyond his age or so I'd tell someone.
Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care still I welcomed you with open arms my love I did share.
Darcy, Darcy darlin dear you left dying , crying there in whiskey ,
Gin and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear.
You shut me off then you showed me the door.
But you always came crawlin back beggin me for more.
I showed you kindness a stool and a tab.
Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass.
Yeah you left him bloody battered penniless and poor.
You know I often stopped to wonder how he made through my door.
With my brothers new non-duplicate registry I.D.
Well you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me.
Darcy Darcy darlin dear you left me dying crying there in whiskey
Gin and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear.
You weren't the first to court me mister you won't be the last.
Oh I'm sure I wasn't honey I know all about your past.
Well listen to the big shot with his pager on call you spent most of those nights in my bathroom stall.
Yeah, you got him high but you left him low.
Mind your own business boy how was I to know that he was just a fiend and a no good cheat.
Well thats all in the past bitch cause now I got it beat.
I got another A+ for my second Latin exam which I am very happy about, not as excited as for the first one of course, but pleased nonetheless. And even though I didn't do as well on my Grammatical Analysis test (only got a C) I totally thought I was gonna bomb that stupid subject so I did two grades better than I expected, and I am passing which is the most important thing right now.
AND I have to add something about my brother, which I am sure he would definitely not appreciate me sharing if he found out but oh fuckin well...
Unfortunately he has continued to follow my terrible example that I am trying hard to rectify. The teacher has told me to talk to him (because of course he wasn't present in class today) about maybe dropping the class because he got an F-- (yes that is two minuses) on the exam. According to the Prof that grade is like if a monkey came in and scribbled all over the test and turned it in.
Does it make me a terrible person that I found that comparison FUCKING HEELARIOUS?
After all I spent several hours Sunday night before the exam studying stuff over and over with him, and I know for a fact he didn't doo poorly because he is a stupid person.
Anyway........I've decided to finally join the club so here you go kiddies, this is a shout out to all my homies:
Murphy, Murphy darling dear I long for you now night and day.
Your pain was my pleasure your sorrow my joy I fear now I've lost you to health and good cheer.
Darcy when I met you i was 5 years too young, a boy beyond his age or so I'd tell someone.
Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care still I welcomed you with open arms my love I did share.
Darcy, Darcy darlin dear you left dying , crying there in whiskey ,
Gin and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear.
You shut me off then you showed me the door.
But you always came crawlin back beggin me for more.
I showed you kindness a stool and a tab.
Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass.
Yeah you left him bloody battered penniless and poor.
You know I often stopped to wonder how he made through my door.
With my brothers new non-duplicate registry I.D.
Well you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me.
Darcy Darcy darlin dear you left me dying crying there in whiskey
Gin and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear.
You weren't the first to court me mister you won't be the last.
Oh I'm sure I wasn't honey I know all about your past.
Well listen to the big shot with his pager on call you spent most of those nights in my bathroom stall.
Yeah, you got him high but you left him low.
Mind your own business boy how was I to know that he was just a fiend and a no good cheat.
Well thats all in the past bitch cause now I got it beat.
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I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now
(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around
If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it
(chorus x2)
When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke
Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!
chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!
I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs
(chorus x2)
Now, you SUCK!