If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
Id fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
Id haul them off to jail in my awesome van
Cause I would be awesome man
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
And they...
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I would be awesome man
Id fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
Id haul them off to jail in my awesome van
Cause I would be awesome man
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
And they...
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nivoldoog:
hey what you been up too lady
painted_lady:
And now it's time to update sucka!
Missed me?
Anyone..............anyone...........no?
Oh well, all work and no play make Jaq a dull girl.
Damn boyfriend got this song stuck in my head playing it over and over and over....it's all your fault Chad!
In Trinidad, there was a family
Much confusion as you will see
It was a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown
Wanted to marry and have...
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Anyone..............anyone...........no?
Oh well, all work and no play make Jaq a dull girl.
Damn boyfriend got this song stuck in my head playing it over and over and over....it's all your fault Chad!
In Trinidad, there was a family
Much confusion as you will see
It was a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown
Wanted to marry and have...
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sesshomaru:
lol those lyrics made me laugh, too funny 
So for those of you who are keeping up on my school stuff because you know I was a total fuck-up for the whole of last year (like to the tune of only passing two out of five classes both smesters) here is the update:
I got another A+ for my second Latin exam which I am very happy about, not as excited as for...
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I got another A+ for my second Latin exam which I am very happy about, not as excited as for...
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sesshomaru:
congratulations on passing your grades sounds like a lot of hard work 
painted_lady:
SO, you think your kung fu is better than mine! I want to fight your brother! Him against me! LET'S KUNG FU!
I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now
(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around
If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it
(chorus x2)
When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke
Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!
chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!
I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs
(chorus x2)
Now, you SUCK!
I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now
(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suck it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around
If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it
(chorus x2)
When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke
Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!
chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!
I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs
(chorus x2)
Now, you SUCK!
Ok, new journal time...
Been really busy with school and such. I got a roommate yesteday, I was really bummed cuz I was hoping they would just leave me without one. No such luck...deep down I think I knew I wouldn't get that lucky two years in a row.
I am missing my bf tons and tons, even though he's only gone for two weeks....
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Been really busy with school and such. I got a roommate yesteday, I was really bummed cuz I was hoping they would just leave me without one. No such luck...deep down I think I knew I wouldn't get that lucky two years in a row.
I am missing my bf tons and tons, even though he's only gone for two weeks....
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nivoldoog:
yea... I try to keep things crazy. Im down for anything anytime anywhere. As long as I got cash and ride.
This is gonna be my last weekend for a while. Gonna be gone for couple weeks. So gotta live it up this weekend.
This is gonna be my last weekend for a while. Gonna be gone for couple weeks. So gotta live it up this weekend.
nivoldoog:
yea... I try to keep things crazy. Im down for anything anytime anywhere. As long as I got cash and ride.
This is gonna be my last weekend for a while. Gonna be gone for couple weeks. So gotta live it up this weekend.
And I love to take pics of the day... need to get more up.
This is gonna be my last weekend for a while. Gonna be gone for couple weeks. So gotta live it up this weekend.
And I love to take pics of the day... need to get more up.
So i REALLY didn't want to put up a new journal because having all those comments makes me feel speecial and popular 
but I decided I needed to update...(even though some people i know leave the same one up for like weeks and weeks at a time)
Nothing too exciting happened after the Latin exam, except pool was awesome as usual, looking forward to some...
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but I decided I needed to update...(even though some people i know leave the same one up for like weeks and weeks at a time)
Nothing too exciting happened after the Latin exam, except pool was awesome as usual, looking forward to some...
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the_squishy:
yeah for i am my best friend well you could do it too should you want to: befriend yourself
painted_lady:
I hope you are feeling better lady! If you need anything call me! You will be missed tonight! 
Guess what Beatches?!? I got an A+ on my latin exam...a freakin A+, not just an A, but an A+ mind you! What a fuckin amazing way to start off the new semester!! Can you tell I am excited? I guess there is nothing a person can't do if you put your mind to it.
I decided I was going to rock the house this...
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I decided I was going to rock the house this...
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nivoldoog:
YAY! Wanna cookie, wait "I" wanna cookie, hey you got any cookies?
sesshomaru:
Hi I saw your reply about Celtic history glad someone else likes it, so what are some of your favorite things about Celtic culture/history?
Nothing much is going on except another weekend almost gone, they always seem to go faster than I want them to, it's probably a side effect of the amount of working and homework. I got to go to the Hideaway again, didn't get to enjoy it as much as I wanted to having to worry about the Latin exam the next day, but it was...
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painted_lady:
First off school isn't over rated if A.) You haven't been there for awhile and B.) You have a not so suck ass major. I can work with both A and B so I think things might work out.
OH AND YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING ABOUT THE DRUGS!!! NOTHING I SAY!!!!
OH AND YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING ABOUT THE DRUGS!!! NOTHING I SAY!!!!
blackeyed:
oh, you're so cute! we have to meet up when my husband gets back...(plus, i need frens).
ps, i love your hair short!!
ps, i love your hair short!!
Today is the day the hoopsband of one of my bestest friends gets back, looking forward to seeing the dork. I'm sorry the Squishmeister can't make it but grandpa is more important Dinner is going to be yummy in my tummy (first time at Todai's) Man I really wish I didn't have to study for the stupid latin test, oh well.
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the_squishy:
Great grandpa. He turned 94 today. And all in all he's doing good. shit he's better off than some 70 yr olds.
painted_lady:
LOL Now look who needs to update! 
Went to Hepcat, had a really good time, made me realize how much i missed going to concerts, need to be better about that, long weekend still felt short, worked too much, back to school tomorrow...poop.
nivoldoog:
yea... I love concerts. I am with ya sure do need to go more.
Dang I am a busy woman...this is the first time I have been on since monday, oh freakin well. School and work combined are really kickin my buttocks, but I am very thankful for my wonderful wonderful (yes i said it twice) friends who make sure I have some down time for the pool-age so I don't overload on stress. I LOVE you guys
nivoldoog:
All work and no play make lady a stressed girl.
Guess it's time for another Journal... I have a very busy week ahead of me I can tell, with all my homework and starting my job on wed. I'm bummed cuz I will probably have less time to piss away on here...oh well.
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the_squishy:
I kicked ass in those pool games even if i didn't win everytime.Oh well. New name, new pic, but same me.
painted_lady:
SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO....how was your first day at work?
Nothing really too important happened today. Oh I finally got a fifth class to round out my schedule, that was good to get done. I also have decided that the Linguistics department rocks (especially in comparison the the Anthro dept).......don't ask why, just cuz it does.....accept it and move on
Life is treating me well......looking forward to a relaxing weekend playing pool and drinking beer...
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Life is treating me well......looking forward to a relaxing weekend playing pool and drinking beer...
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the_squishy:
the one and only thread I have ever made. Enjoy.