thephantomvi

So why is it I have such a god-awful feeling in my chest and in the pit of my stomach today?
I usually shrug off Valentine's Day, but this year it's filling me with the sensation of Armageddon or something. Think I'm going to hide under my bed till this thing blows over....

I'm diabetic so I don't really dig on the whole candy thing, but years ago I had an idea for a performance art stunt at an annual VD art show which involved me eating Valentine's Day candy until I put myself into a coma. Of course I would have had friends standing by with syringes of insulin at the ready for when I finally fell over, so there was some safety involved. Anyway, I'm still planning on pulling that off someday.....