So I totally had a Christopher Walken in COMMUNION type experience ("I see you. I'm the dreamer, you're the dream.")
I was completely wrecked from a sixteen hour shift at the sex shop, so I went to bed around 7 pm or so and slept for a couple of hours before waking up around tenish. Got up, got my self a glass of water and a cold slice of pizza, decided against going to see Arab Strap and other sad bastard music dowtown and promptly returned to the comfort of the filthy sheets. As soon as I started to get comfortable, I felt something wipe over my body, a total lead heaviness like night terrors, only I hadn't fallen asleep yet. I tried to sit up and every time I did I was met with the same kind of resistence one would expect of an inverse abdominal curl with paint buckets full of sand strapped to ones hand. In other words, it was very fucking hard indeed.
I became convinced people were in the room with me and the abject horror coupled with the lack of even rudimentary motor skills made my whole body vibrate in black dread or some such thing. I can't come up with a proper metaphor to describe the intense weirdness of the situation. Not even a sweetly retarded child eating cake with a hammer could do it justice.
Anyhow, I managed to flop out of bed and stagger across the floor before I noticed a tall looming shape in the corner, goddamned thing was 6'8 at least. The way to the living room was blocked by a smaller type thing, which in the meager night light illumination could have passed for a shadowy extra of any creepy, early 80's saturday morning space drama.
Then, everything kinda gets jumbled together.
A thin, long cord is reeled out of my mouth at one point, and I can feel it being pulled up from my belly. A hot tug behind my nave, like I swallowed a shit load of yarn. Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene now forever traumatic in my eyes.
I don't remember much else except the heavy, buzzing numbness finally ending and opening my eyes in a different room about an hour and a half later.
My conclusions: Was it
a)Temporal Lobe Epilepsy
b)an amazing case of sudden schizophrenia
c) Horrifying out of body projections or other new age horse shit
d) Motherfucking aliens
god damned motherfucking aliens
Whatever the case, maybe next time I'll try to score some drugs from them.
I was completely wrecked from a sixteen hour shift at the sex shop, so I went to bed around 7 pm or so and slept for a couple of hours before waking up around tenish. Got up, got my self a glass of water and a cold slice of pizza, decided against going to see Arab Strap and other sad bastard music dowtown and promptly returned to the comfort of the filthy sheets. As soon as I started to get comfortable, I felt something wipe over my body, a total lead heaviness like night terrors, only I hadn't fallen asleep yet. I tried to sit up and every time I did I was met with the same kind of resistence one would expect of an inverse abdominal curl with paint buckets full of sand strapped to ones hand. In other words, it was very fucking hard indeed.
I became convinced people were in the room with me and the abject horror coupled with the lack of even rudimentary motor skills made my whole body vibrate in black dread or some such thing. I can't come up with a proper metaphor to describe the intense weirdness of the situation. Not even a sweetly retarded child eating cake with a hammer could do it justice.
Anyhow, I managed to flop out of bed and stagger across the floor before I noticed a tall looming shape in the corner, goddamned thing was 6'8 at least. The way to the living room was blocked by a smaller type thing, which in the meager night light illumination could have passed for a shadowy extra of any creepy, early 80's saturday morning space drama.
Then, everything kinda gets jumbled together.
A thin, long cord is reeled out of my mouth at one point, and I can feel it being pulled up from my belly. A hot tug behind my nave, like I swallowed a shit load of yarn. Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene now forever traumatic in my eyes.
I don't remember much else except the heavy, buzzing numbness finally ending and opening my eyes in a different room about an hour and a half later.
My conclusions: Was it
a)Temporal Lobe Epilepsy
b)an amazing case of sudden schizophrenia
c) Horrifying out of body projections or other new age horse shit
d) Motherfucking aliens
god damned motherfucking aliens
Whatever the case, maybe next time I'll try to score some drugs from them.
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