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Daffey Duck was arrested today after exposing himself to an eight year old.
According to eyewitnesses Daffey entered a Toys R Us in Las Vegas Nevada dressed in a raincoat and a hat. Proceeded to the stuffed toy department and began conversing with an eight year old girl, who was looking at a stuffed Bugs Bunny doll. Daffey was over heard saying quote, "Rabbits don't make very good lovers. They're too dam quick and small. If you know what I mean. Now a duck. Well, just check these feathers out." at which point Daffy opened his raincoat and exposed himself to the girl.
When asked what charges will be brought against Daffey Las Vegas police said "We're not sure at this time, sense cartoon ducks don't normally have genitalia",
Questioned about this, Daffey jumped three feet off the ground and yelled, "IT"S A LIE!! LIE!! LIE!!"
Daffey was best know for his 1940's roles staring opposite Bugs Bunny, E lmer Fud, and Foghorn Leghorn in the Looney Tune short films.
Daffey is being held in the Clark county jail on Three Thousand dollar bond.


Written by: Sin