there was this animated short called "cannibalism and your teen". if you can find it online, watch it, it's so fucking funny! it's like a retro spoof, and the dad finds a dead body in his teenager's closet. the exchange is as follows:
Bobby: Hi dad, i'm home!
Dad: Bobby... could you come into the den for a minute?
Bobby: Sure, dad! what's up?
Dad: Bobby, did you borrow my shovel without permission again?
Bobby: Nooooo... why?
Dad: I found this in your room. (leaning against corpse propped in easy chair).
Bobby: (angry) Jeez, dad, what's up with you and this cannibalism kick? just because i have a dead body in my room, you think i'm a cannibal? maybe i'm a necrophile! or i'm practicing early for med school!
Dad: You're right, son, i shouldn't jump to-- say, bobby? what happened to your leg? (cut to bobby's leg, missing below the knee)
Bobby: I lost it during swim practice.
Bobby: Hi dad, i'm home!
Dad: Bobby... could you come into the den for a minute?
Bobby: Sure, dad! what's up?
Dad: Bobby, did you borrow my shovel without permission again?
Bobby: Nooooo... why?
Dad: I found this in your room. (leaning against corpse propped in easy chair).
Bobby: (angry) Jeez, dad, what's up with you and this cannibalism kick? just because i have a dead body in my room, you think i'm a cannibal? maybe i'm a necrophile! or i'm practicing early for med school!
Dad: You're right, son, i shouldn't jump to-- say, bobby? what happened to your leg? (cut to bobby's leg, missing below the knee)
Bobby: I lost it during swim practice.