theoriginalsin

there was this animated short called "cannibalism and your teen". if you can find it online, watch it, it's so fucking funny! it's like a retro spoof, and the dad finds a dead body in his teenager's closet. the exchange is as follows:

Bobby: Hi dad, i'm home!
Dad: Bobby... could you come into the den for a minute?
Bobby: Sure, dad! what's up?
Dad: Bobby, did you borrow my shovel without permission again?
Bobby: Nooooo... why?
Dad: I found this in your room. (leaning against corpse propped in easy chair).
Bobby: (angry) Jeez, dad, what's up with you and this cannibalism kick? just because i have a dead body in my room, you think i'm a cannibal? maybe i'm a necrophile! or i'm practicing early for med school!
Dad: You're right, son, i shouldn't jump to-- say, bobby? what happened to your leg? (cut to bobby's leg, missing below the knee)
Bobby: I lost it during swim practice.

it's so good... you have to try to find it. go to yahoo and type in "cannibalism and your teen" and you should be able to find a link...