This zombie craze has got to stop
It started with monkeys... everyone talked about monkeys... monkey jokes were hot, all you had to do was drop teh word Monkey and you suddenly just said something awesome...
Next it was Pirates... Pirate jokes, pirate costumes, pirate flags, pirate talk blah blah fucking blah pirate pirate pirate...
Now its fucking zombies... Zombie proms, zombie comics, zombie toys, omg some kid I knew in highschool made a zomebie movie who gives a shit, Not me, so shut the fuck up already about zombies
No body wants to see a pretty girl in a filthy dress with fake blood and shit all over her face, If you do, youre fucked up.
This is how I imagine a typical "Zombie Prom" goes:
Person 1: "Omg! Look, its the same people I see every week but now they have shit all over their face!"
Person 2: "Hey look, its that person that sees me every week but now THEY have all that shit on their face"
Person 1: "Hey man, i love that shit on your face!"
Person 2: "Thanks man, did you do that shit on your face yourself, thats way awesome shit on your face, ten points for the shit on your clothes too!"
Person1: "what do you mean? these are my regular clothes"
Person2: "This anecdote lost its direction about three lines ago, I gotta wash this shit off my face"
You know what fad Id like to see? how about this fucking mindbending freakout extravaganza social bouchedag rockafire explosion show...
Are you ready for it?...
Amateur Cake Baking Contests....
How about a group of people getting together and making some tasty food instead! We can get together, show off our kitchen skills then we can NOT all go to an ihop covered in shit and latex detrius, we can go back to our homes and be proud of something that had an actual end result! CAKES!
It started with monkeys... everyone talked about monkeys... monkey jokes were hot, all you had to do was drop teh word Monkey and you suddenly just said something awesome...
Next it was Pirates... Pirate jokes, pirate costumes, pirate flags, pirate talk blah blah fucking blah pirate pirate pirate...
Now its fucking zombies... Zombie proms, zombie comics, zombie toys, omg some kid I knew in highschool made a zomebie movie who gives a shit, Not me, so shut the fuck up already about zombies
No body wants to see a pretty girl in a filthy dress with fake blood and shit all over her face, If you do, youre fucked up.
This is how I imagine a typical "Zombie Prom" goes:
Person 1: "Omg! Look, its the same people I see every week but now they have shit all over their face!"
Person 2: "Hey look, its that person that sees me every week but now THEY have all that shit on their face"
Person 1: "Hey man, i love that shit on your face!"
Person 2: "Thanks man, did you do that shit on your face yourself, thats way awesome shit on your face, ten points for the shit on your clothes too!"
Person1: "what do you mean? these are my regular clothes"
Person2: "This anecdote lost its direction about three lines ago, I gotta wash this shit off my face"
You know what fad Id like to see? how about this fucking mindbending freakout extravaganza social bouchedag rockafire explosion show...
Are you ready for it?...
Amateur Cake Baking Contests....
How about a group of people getting together and making some tasty food instead! We can get together, show off our kitchen skills then we can NOT all go to an ihop covered in shit and latex detrius, we can go back to our homes and be proud of something that had an actual end result! CAKES!
merrow:
My cake will kick your cake's ass. Just giving you a friendly warning.