Ive come to the conclusion that I need an arch nemesis on here. Someone when I see them on the boards I just shake my fist and say that persons name under my breath. Not an enemy so to say, but more someone that keeps me on my toes and I keep them on theirs. I can just see it, when I post on a board
Me: Well, I think that the Alf was one of the most underrated shows on television
Nemesis: HA! You would think that you silly Mortal!
Me: *shaking fist* Nemesis!
I other news I am feeling a little less blue today. Im a huge baseball fan and the season started today so that helps.
So today I was down in the woods taking pictures because it was nice out and all the trees are starting to bud. My dog Beast found something in a hollowed out tree and proceeded to act like he had just found the second coming of Louie Anderson. So I am thinking he got some monstrosity corner and at any second a rabid and ravage raccoon is going to fly out and attack my face. Then, the WEIRDEST high pitched whine came from inside the tree. Ive never heard anything like it. This prompted Beast to go for the kill. With the grace and skill of even the most skilled of wild animals, he clamped down and ripped the animal out of the trunk. In his mouth, was a possum looking like he was going down a hill on a rollercoaster. Beast proceeds to whip him around till he affectively puts an end to this possums life. The whole event was just weird for the following reasons.
1. I thought possums lived up in trees not down in stumps
2. Has anyone actually heard a possum squeal?
3. Beast is usually not violent.
Well thats me story for the day, any applications to be my nemesis will be accepted
Me: Well, I think that the Alf was one of the most underrated shows on television
Nemesis: HA! You would think that you silly Mortal!
Me: *shaking fist* Nemesis!
I other news I am feeling a little less blue today. Im a huge baseball fan and the season started today so that helps.
So today I was down in the woods taking pictures because it was nice out and all the trees are starting to bud. My dog Beast found something in a hollowed out tree and proceeded to act like he had just found the second coming of Louie Anderson. So I am thinking he got some monstrosity corner and at any second a rabid and ravage raccoon is going to fly out and attack my face. Then, the WEIRDEST high pitched whine came from inside the tree. Ive never heard anything like it. This prompted Beast to go for the kill. With the grace and skill of even the most skilled of wild animals, he clamped down and ripped the animal out of the trunk. In his mouth, was a possum looking like he was going down a hill on a rollercoaster. Beast proceeds to whip him around till he affectively puts an end to this possums life. The whole event was just weird for the following reasons.
1. I thought possums lived up in trees not down in stumps
2. Has anyone actually heard a possum squeal?
3. Beast is usually not violent.
Well thats me story for the day, any applications to be my nemesis will be accepted
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i make a better enemy than a nemesis. i dunno if i've ever been a nemesis. i just really like the word nemesis.
i don't like possums. my mother has one that comes on her porch to eat the catfood. my mother is so redneck that she keeps a BB gun next to the door to shoot at the possum on these occasions. i love my mom.