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Tuesday Jan 04, 2005

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[a series of highly unlikely events]

1. Your honeypie is off cavorting with Angelina Jolie or some other such Icon of Sexiness. Are you jealous, or do you just hope they will invite you along?

2. Your house is on fire, and everyone is fine fending for themselves. You have time to save three of your possessions. What do you choose to save?

3. You go to see a game show taping to find that, unbeknownst to you, the game show folks have taken all the contents of your bedroom and assembled them onstage in exactly the same way your room is laid out. The host starts poking around in your 'room'. What three things will you be most embarassed for him to find?

4. Suddenly god decides that the world needs a change, and as such, everybody will now have a theme song that will play upon their every entrance and exit from a room. What song would you like to get as your theme song? And what song would you more likely end up with, to your chagrin?

5. For your kharmic misdoings, you have been sentenced to return in your next life as an animal doing a really ridiculous dance move. What are you, and how are you shaking your groove thang?

6. You find out that you are the sole heir of some ridiculous fortune, and as such, you can buy any house or building, anywhere--even public ones, like your county courthouse or the Eiffel Tower [though I imagine that would be a bit drafty]--and have it as your domicile. What house/ building will MTV be knocing on the door of for its next Cribs segment?

7. You win a recording contract contest to record any song with any artist. Who and what?

8. You go to Mardi Gras, get wayyy too drunk, and find yourself wandering down some back alley, whereupon you meet a tiny gypsy lady who tells you in hushed tones about an elixr she has that you can take that will cause you to become the lead charachter in whatever book you are holding when you drink it. Of course you are going to buy some of her elixr, but what book are you going to be holding while you drink it?

9. You go to Mardi Gras, get way too drunk, yadda yadda, gypsy lady, but this time, she's offering you a love potion that will make anyone to whom you speak fall desirously in love with you. [Yes, there was a movie similar to this.] Just so happens, you are headed to a black tie affair later that week loaded with every famous person you can think of. Who are the three people you are most going to make it a point to whisper sweet nothings to?

10. You are suddenly and miraculously imbued with a talent you are almost completely lacking in currently. What's your cool new skill?
sinisin:
1. bring me along
2. laptop, cds, and pup pup, the big stuffed dog my girly gave me
3. certain pics of me and my girl, some "toys" that are me and my girls, and a couple cds in my collection
4. well closer from nin has been my theme song and believe it or not when ever it would come on somehow it was the exact moment id walk in somewhere, kinda freaky
5. a llama doing the chicken dance, very odd
6. i want a castle
7. i do some popular song everyone loves with little jimmy urine of mindless self indulgence
8. alice in wonderland, how strange, would i be a little girl then?
9. talena atfield, avirl lavigne, and amy lee
10. just about anything, well i would have to choose singing, cant be a good vocalist just screaming and yelling all the time

fun fun fun, lets do it again sometime,please
Jan 4, 2005

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