GRINDHOUSE = Best. Movie. Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so, why the fuck haven't you seen it??
this was, bar none, the BEST movie-going experience i've had in years...maybe EVER. i shit you not. go see this - bring lots of friends. get wasted, do whatever it is you do to have fun. it's THAT kinda movie. you'll be yelling and clapping, and hootin' and hollerin'
this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!!
if you like movies, even a little bit, go see Grindhouse in the theater!! do it NOW!
one of the reviews i read hit it right on the money by saying something to the effect of - one night, Tarantino and Rodriguez musta been sitting around, probably smokin' somethin' when one of 'em said to the other, "you know what? let's just FUCKING BRING IT!!"
and bring it they did -
-Zombies
-Strippers
-Car Chases, with Badass Cars that are actually Badass
-Dismemberment
-Decapitation
-Fake Trailers for movies that should be real!
-Tits
-Ass
-Drugs
-Guns
-Bigger Guns
-Machetes
-Old women tied up like turkeys!
-Werewolf women
-Nazis
-Castration
-A jar full of Testicles...
...hell, it's even got BARBECUE!!
fuck, i wanna see it again and again and again and again and again...
and apparently, according to my female friends, after you see it you're quite likely to be hot for kurt russell...or at least his character in the movie. hell, i was even thinkin' if i had to do it with a guy...haha
so, it was a great movie. BUT...
what's weird is that it hasn't made all that much money. only number 4 in the weekend box office! WTF???? NUMBER GODDAMN 4???
what is wrong with america??
and apparently, it's like a red-state, blue-state thing. packed theaters on the coasts, nothin in middle america. noone there wanted to see it - i even called my friends in western pennsylvania (the start of the midwest) and they were all like, "i don't wanna go see that. it looks dumb and too long."
get it together people.
once-in-a-lifetime.
you will not regret it.
you can't possibly spend 3 hours any better way!
i guarantee it.
so, why the fuck haven't you seen it??
this was, bar none, the BEST movie-going experience i've had in years...maybe EVER. i shit you not. go see this - bring lots of friends. get wasted, do whatever it is you do to have fun. it's THAT kinda movie. you'll be yelling and clapping, and hootin' and hollerin'
this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!!
if you like movies, even a little bit, go see Grindhouse in the theater!! do it NOW!
one of the reviews i read hit it right on the money by saying something to the effect of - one night, Tarantino and Rodriguez musta been sitting around, probably smokin' somethin' when one of 'em said to the other, "you know what? let's just FUCKING BRING IT!!"
and bring it they did -
-Zombies
-Strippers
-Car Chases, with Badass Cars that are actually Badass
-Dismemberment
-Decapitation
-Fake Trailers for movies that should be real!
-Tits
-Ass
-Drugs
-Guns
-Bigger Guns
-Machetes
-Old women tied up like turkeys!
-Werewolf women
-Nazis
-Castration
-A jar full of Testicles...
...hell, it's even got BARBECUE!!
fuck, i wanna see it again and again and again and again and again...
and apparently, according to my female friends, after you see it you're quite likely to be hot for kurt russell...or at least his character in the movie. hell, i was even thinkin' if i had to do it with a guy...haha
so, it was a great movie. BUT...
what's weird is that it hasn't made all that much money. only number 4 in the weekend box office! WTF???? NUMBER GODDAMN 4???
what is wrong with america??
and apparently, it's like a red-state, blue-state thing. packed theaters on the coasts, nothin in middle america. noone there wanted to see it - i even called my friends in western pennsylvania (the start of the midwest) and they were all like, "i don't wanna go see that. it looks dumb and too long."
get it together people.
once-in-a-lifetime.
you will not regret it.
you can't possibly spend 3 hours any better way!
i guarantee it.