The following is entirely true, word for word....
My friend was waiting at the bus stop the other day when a young man & his girlfriend came & sat down near her. After a while they were approached by two scruffy looking youths who, upon noticing that said boy & girl were dressed kinda goth-like & each wearing a sullen expression, asked them "Ere, are...
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My friend was waiting at the bus stop the other day when a young man & his girlfriend came & sat down near her. After a while they were approached by two scruffy looking youths who, upon noticing that said boy & girl were dressed kinda goth-like & each wearing a sullen expression, asked them "Ere, are...
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My son was born this morning. 6 weeks premature, 4lbs 13oz but he's doing just fine. The birth was amazing, seriously. In spite of the surrealness of the situation there were mad positive vibes flying around that delivery room. My wife was in labour (post-waters breaking) for 2 1/2 hours. She was fucking awesome, totally dealt with it in the best possible way, just got...
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bullpuppet:
You look like the guy on the wall behind you.
ta2dmom:
Nice chainsaw. I'm sure my husband would love a new one too 
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Thanks for the link. I posted it to my group. Thanks for sharing it. It certainly looks interesting.
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Thanks for the link. I posted it to my group. Thanks for sharing it. It certainly looks interesting.
I have just bought an original 1972 Parker Brothers ouija board off ebay for 7 quid. I am one happy fucking satanist 
Come to think of it, why is there a 'yes/no' option on ouija boards? If there aren't any 'spirits' about then they can't answer 'no' can they? Any answer to the question 'is anybody there?' will always be 'yes'.
Unless of course you've...
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Come to think of it, why is there a 'yes/no' option on ouija boards? If there aren't any 'spirits' about then they can't answer 'no' can they? Any answer to the question 'is anybody there?' will always be 'yes'.
Unless of course you've...
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elysia:
Happy Birthday!
elysia:
I was going to buy the little miss a T-shirt that reads;
"Sod the milk, where are the whisky tits?"
But then she turned out to be too cute and I thought better of it!
She does have a black "punk rock" T-shirt with a pink skull and crossbones though. Uber cool.
"Sod the milk, where are the whisky tits?"
But then she turned out to be too cute and I thought better of it!
She does have a black "punk rock" T-shirt with a pink skull and crossbones though. Uber cool.
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waikiki:
HEY BOY!
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SOO ORIGINAL ON YR COMMENT!
WATSSS UP??!!!
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SOO ORIGINAL ON YR COMMENT!
WATSSS UP??!!!
prussia:
thanks for yr comment on my set!!!!!!
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king_ruprekt:
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fleur_fatale:
i totally got there before you 
The news today is:
-Exam went shit. Wrote gibberish for about half of it & kinda revised the wrong stuff. Bugger.
-New job, however, is fucking superb! Loving it to bits & real glad i got the fuck out of that factory.
-My wife is carrying a parasite in her womb. It's due next May/June. Well chuffed!
pigchickenpirate. Sounds like a kids tv show.
-Exam went shit. Wrote gibberish for about half of it & kinda revised the wrong stuff. Bugger.
-New job, however, is fucking superb! Loving it to bits & real glad i got the fuck out of that factory.
-My wife is carrying a parasite in her womb. It's due next May/June. Well chuffed!
pigchickenpirate. Sounds like a kids tv show.
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fleur_fatale:
haha chattyness is well appreciated
if you cant make the Marvel signing at OK, i will be baking zombie influenced buns for the event so shall bring some in....forgot to nick some syringes to fill the insides with fake edible blood! oh how my mind works...
if you cant make the Marvel signing at OK, i will be baking zombie influenced buns for the event so shall bring some in....forgot to nick some syringes to fill the insides with fake edible blood! oh how my mind works...
fleur_fatale:
not coming to the signing? can i call you gay? new colleague n' all...
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king_ruprekt:
Dude... Hurry up and pass your exam. Then get your arse down to Bristol with Gareth!
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king_ruprekt:
You and G should come down to Bristol together soon. Organise a lads night out.
Have a word with him and let me know when's good. Holla.
Have a word with him and let me know when's good. Holla.
elysia:
Ha ha, I've seen that recipe. I have previously made the mistake of cooking a recipe of hers with some mung bean type things that had to soak for about a week before cooking or they can kill you. Tasted like fucking cardboard. I'd happily shit in a box for her to prove how much my digestive system actually prefers what I choose to eat, over the utter shite that she feeds the clinically obese.
How's things?