The view stats on my youtube mixes are pitiful. Hence i'm whoring them out here, please watch 
In other news i am having the worst bout of hayfever i have ever had the misfortune to experience. My eyes feel like someone poured hot treacle into them. Still, i should be grateful summer hasn't fucked off completely yet. Winter can just hold it's horses for a while longer.
Today i did the following 4 things (not really, only 1 of these is true):
- Sang (hummed) the theme tune to Bergerac to a man in a gas mask
- Grew a temporary vagina and subsequently gave birth to a chicken pie
- Encouraged a 72 year old man to walk 2 miles through woods just to go for a coffee
- Pissed on a weasel
Peace.

In other news i am having the worst bout of hayfever i have ever had the misfortune to experience. My eyes feel like someone poured hot treacle into them. Still, i should be grateful summer hasn't fucked off completely yet. Winter can just hold it's horses for a while longer.
Today i did the following 4 things (not really, only 1 of these is true):
- Sang (hummed) the theme tune to Bergerac to a man in a gas mask
- Grew a temporary vagina and subsequently gave birth to a chicken pie
- Encouraged a 72 year old man to walk 2 miles through woods just to go for a coffee
- Pissed on a weasel
Peace.
amelinda:
maybe i should try to talk my friend into doing a con over there then too lol. the US seriously does have conventions all the time....none in my area though lol. The closest one to me is about a 10 hour drive 
