I have just bought an original 1972 Parker Brothers ouija board off ebay for 7 quid. I am one happy fucking satanist 
Come to think of it, why is there a 'yes/no' option on ouija boards? If there aren't any 'spirits' about then they can't answer 'no' can they? Any answer to the question 'is anybody there?' will always be 'yes'.
Unless of course you've got cheeky spirits who like fibbing.....
In other news the old hag across the road from our house has taken to wearing a bright red coat with a lurid green hat & yellow socks beneath tracksuit bottoms. It's like sunny July has turned round & vomited all over miserable January. Brilliant
Come to think of it, why is there a 'yes/no' option on ouija boards? If there aren't any 'spirits' about then they can't answer 'no' can they? Any answer to the question 'is anybody there?' will always be 'yes'.
Unless of course you've got cheeky spirits who like fibbing.....
In other news the old hag across the road from our house has taken to wearing a bright red coat with a lurid green hat & yellow socks beneath tracksuit bottoms. It's like sunny July has turned round & vomited all over miserable January. Brilliant
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"Sod the milk, where are the whisky tits?"
But then she turned out to be too cute and I thought better of it!
She does have a black "punk rock" T-shirt with a pink skull and crossbones though. Uber cool.