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Thursday Jan 26, 2006

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Isn't it great when other peoples misfortune cheers you right up!

I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick) on his bike coming round the corner. Suddenly, for no apparant reason, his handle bars snapped round 90 degrees & he sort of did a cartoon style 'whoa' wobble in mid-air before crashing down to the hard concrete of the pavement with a 'slap'! (This all happened in front of a queue of rush hour traffic by the way!)

It was beautiful & it cheered me right up. It also reminded me of something Mel Brooks once said:

"Tragedy is when i cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer & die"

Ya get meh?
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
elysia:
My dad is just an odball. I'm pretty sure that he's a child trapped in an adults body.
Feb 1, 2006
king_ruprekt:
My mate is one of these none practising Jew types. You know the sort, grandparents as Yiddish as you like, but the next generation moved to London, stopped reading the old Torah and started eating bacon butties etc...

Anyway, when he was a toddler he went for a piss by himself and the toilet lid fell on his cock! Had to get the snip anyways!

Now that's fucking funny.

The same guy went to see a 'lady of the night'. She told him to get undressed and left the room. When she came back he'd gotten under the sheets!

[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 11:20PM]
Feb 1, 2006

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