I need just a few million dollars and I'm set.
Hell, somewhere around 3/4 of a million would be alright too. If you don't think I need this money, then you obviously don't know me, because I've already spent it...
mentally.
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Paying off my Mom's house and car.
Buying myself a new house.
Buying myself and several friends and family members (perhaps yourself if you tickle my fancy) a brand, spankin' new car.
Purchasing a few thousand comics and graphic novels (to catch up on since I stopped reading them sometime in the 3rd grade.)
Starting a studio to produce various short films by college and high school students.Particularly the ones that see the shit on the silver screen now and say "I can do better!"
A penguin and a large suitable habitat for him. Also his mate and maybe a few friends of each of them to keep them company.
Every horror movie ever made.
Donating several hundred million dollars to various charities (especially those working on cures for AIDS, cancer and also those supporting orphanages in 3rd world countries) More research will be done on donating when I actually have the money to donate.
and finally...
Pie
also
Pi
Mmmmm...mathematical goodness...
The list goes on. So if you're willing to hand over just a few hundred million, I'll be sure to think of you when I'm looking to hand out the bigger slice of pie. *wink, wink*
In other news, I'm looking forward to a busy weekend and I'm fairly certain that I aced my math exam today.
I'm absolutly pumped about Halloween, what I'll be doing exactly, I don't know. What I do know is that I will most definetly be doing it in the guise of a mad scientist. I've been working on my cackle for months and I think I've got it down.
I just realized that the SG logo on the top left of the screen is all creepy-like. Am I late in this observation?
Oh, and I'm still accepting apps for girlfriends, friends w/benifits, attractive-female-friends-that-I'll-never-have-a-chance-with-but-can-still-dream-of-hooking-up-with, only-for-it-to-happen-one-magical-drunken-night-which-will-eventually-lead-to-awkwardness- between-us-until one-of-us-decides-to-start-hanging-out-with-other-people...c'mon people. The spaces are filling up quickly. I don't know if you're aware, but I'm awesome. 
Until next time. 
Hope you're havin' a great week mate!